— Musings —04.13.2010 09:19 PM
Matt, Rahim and Unidentified Homeless Person: more caption contest fun!
Add your own caption here! Winner gets a signed copy of The War Room!
— Musings —04.13.2010 09:19 PM
Add your own caption here! Winner gets a signed copy of The War Room!
The cop that pulled us over said wait here.
My way or the highway.
Stooges and stogies
Lamda Lamda Lamda, Edmonton-Strathcona chapter, 1997.
We don’t smoke ’em ’till the fat lady sings… saaay, is that Flight of the Valkyiers I hear?
Women may come & go, but a good cigar is a smoke
Please welcome Canada’s newest Public Relations Firm: Dewy, Cheatem & Howe
No, really, you can trust us! We used to be bankers, car executives & insurance traders.
1997’s runners-up in the Rush Limbah look-a-like act-a-like contest
Larry, Curly and Moe
WK:
I was going to say something really smug and witty about Wayne Knight, a Bret Easton Ellis Novel, and “Up in Smoke”, but then I realized something unsettling and downright frightening: I look quite a bit like Matthew Johnston circa 1997.
If his tubby trajectory portends my own future, then I’m in deep trouble.
http://www.enereport.com/images/userfiles/calgary%20004.JPG
We’ve got our cigars, where are our busty hookers?
Trailer Park Boys Strathcona
it is a human right to be an asshole.
“Even years later, Levant could never forgive Jaffer’s ‘people’ for spurning his crimson gesture of tolerance…”
Wow, it’s just like you said Ezra, all I had to do was have a pulse to get elected as a reefer, er, reeeformer.
“Little did Rahim Jaffar know his career was symbolized by the cigar he smoked that day. It would simultaneously go up in smoke and down in flames–and leave a funny stench on everything around him.”
That’s the best I can do. I tried to add a part where Ezra looked like a dweeb but I figured that John Gormley might get mad at me for kicking a guy who’s permanently down.
The Conservative Think Tank.
“These things could’ve been polished a little better…”
Hey Ezra… Ezra… Ezzi… Don’t swallow it…
Moments likely homophobes shouldn’t be caught in…
“Where’s Robbie Anders when you need him?”
“Okay. Let’s play make-believe. You pretend you’re not Jewish, you pretend you’re me, and I’ll pretend I’m not brown…”
Rahim: “So explain this again guys? We’re supposed to believe the Flintstones was a documentary? That guarantees a cabinet post?”
Warren – your headline is probably offensive to homeless people…
We are giving Bill Clinton a lesson on how to use cigars.
We look so hot! Don’t we look hot? Huh? Don’t we? Don’t you wish you were as cool as we are?
– Okay – since nobody will let us have office space anymore . . .
– I wonder which one of us will get the Order of Canada first?
– Send this to Harper, he’s gonna love it!
– Cool! Rahim’s expense account even covers $100 cigars!
– Smoke these, and tomorrow we start destroying Canada!
“Where’s that Monica? She’s busty, no?”
This photo would actually be taken around the time the scandal was reving up if I recall correctly…
I did it when I was a freshman, and you’ll do it when you’re seniors. but you’re doing great. Now fry like bacon, you little freshman piggies. Fry!
Heuey, Dewey and Louie…fast forward to 2006 – Uncle Donald is not pleased
Ya man, we just drove 200km/hr through a school zone and didn’t get caught.
Rahim Jaffer celebrates his election win, telling his best buds “Wow man, had I lost I’d be marrying Helena tomorrow”.
Rahim Jaffer celebrates his election victory with male impersonator Matthew Johnston and kingmaker Ezra Levant. Says Levant: “Rahim Jaffer embodies the true values of the Reform Party and he will demonstrate what we’re all about. Just watch him.”
Bill Clinton wannabes…
Rahim: “Everything the light touches is our kingdom Ezra…”
Elsewhere, Rush Limbaugh cried a single tear.
Top 3 Finalists for “Grease – The Musical”…vote now! vote often!
Stick with me boys and soon the doors to the Prime Minister’s office will be opened to us!
“Order Uncle Ez’s Skin Bleechification Cream and get a free cigar!”
In an eerie case of foreshadowing, the 3 stooges visit the side of the highway that will ultimately lead to Curly’s downfall 13 years later.
The Alberta government’s “say no to hitchhikers” billboard would prove to be surprisingly effective.
john hughes, eat yr heart out.
Where’s Monica? She loves cigars.
“We’ll suck on anything to get ahead!”
Size doesn’t matter, my cigar is still satisfying, size doesn’t matter, right guys,
“And now for the busty hookers.”
Steven Page & two unidentified “ethnic men” wait in line to tryout as the front man for Christian “Bed”Rock Band, “The Bare Naked Ambitions”.
The last time any of them were employed.
Sales were pretty slow that month at Cigar Aficionado
Weed, the gateway drug!
What’s the opposite of ‘speak no evil, see no evil, hear no evil’?
“Speaks as if he’s evil, speaks often to evil, and evil”
Sorry, WK, but while I agree 100% your thoughts in the next post, Levant has to be fair game, surely?
‘I love it when a plan comes together … now to take care of any lingering integrity.’ Thought each one, independently but in shared spirit.
“CHAAANGE … SPARE CHAAANGE …”
Years later all three would look back at this fondly as a time when Rahim still had a job, Ezra still had a paper, and Matt still had hair.
“As you can see, Your Honour, this picture features Rahim Jaffer, Rahim Jaffer, and the defendant.”
At the risk of losing the prize I covet, I give this one my thumbs up – thanks for the chuckle.
“Election Victory: the Gateway Drug”
Who would know years later Ezra would pretend to be a free speech advocate and still sue people for defamation.
That photo summarizes nicely everything that is wrong with the Reformatories today.
Young Ezra showed an early talent for sucking and blowing at the same time.
Health Canada was proud to announce that cigar consumption plummeted 83% following their most recent poster campaign…
Don’t leave us hanging Warren! Who wins the sweet prize?
All we need are a few busty hookers and we can get this party started!
I sent the pic to Ezra as a joke and said:Boy oh boy the company some people keep. Matthew and his scandal with Rahim and now Rahim and his BS. Ezra you are Teflon Don so far, how long can that last though?? Interesting times.
Ezra replied with his so called whit:
From: Ezra Levant [mailto:ezra@ezralevant.com]
Sent: Wednesday, April 14, 2010 9:40 PM
To: merle
Subject: Re: the good ol’ days with Rahim and Ezra.
Speaking of scandals, what were the details about you and that prostitute?
End of email.
I say hookers? ask those guys I cant afford high priced call girl escorts. I have to go to the streets for the cheap ones LOL
Man, this is one greazy roadside freakshow!!!
What, me worry?
“It’s not a soother, Ezra.” — Rahim Jaffer giggling