03.08.2011 08:13 AM

The Miami Heat suck, and are also sucky babies

More, here, in the best column I’ve read so far this year. Waaaaaaaaah!


  1. James Bow says:

    As well written as the article is, I’m again reminded why I try not to follow professional sports.

  2. TDotRome says:

    As soon as Kelly forgave Marion Jones, his whole argument crumbled to the ground. How can anyone accept the crocodile tears of the cheating wench? That woman is a disgrace.

    Here’s the thing tho. Cryers are guys who play with every stitch of emotion and I want those guys on my team. They’re usually the best in the game. I want Gretzky. I want Terrell Owens. I want Wade Boggs. I want Paul Molitor. Those guys will help make my team a champion! Salty tears and all.

  3. newfiecaper says:

    Men are also allowed to cry when Kevin Costner plays catch with his Dad at the end of “Field of Dreams.”

  4. James Curran says:

    I told you Bosh would suck there. 3 for 14. Please.

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