— Musings —09.19.2011 11:36 AM
Middle son to father, as he closely examines my forehead
Him: “Daddy.”
Me: “Hmmm?”
Him: “Your eyebrows are super long.”
Me: “Really?”
Him: “Yeah, Dad.”
[Long pause.]
Him: “Dad, you look like a catfish.”
Me: “Ouch.”
— Musings —09.19.2011 11:36 AM
Him: “Daddy.”
Me: “Hmmm?”
Him: “Your eyebrows are super long.”
Me: “Really?”
Him: “Yeah, Dad.”
[Long pause.]
Him: “Dad, you look like a catfish.”
Me: “Ouch.”
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Prehaps he meant ” Mudpout” !!
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so, should your detractors read into this that they’re right: you can’t look at yourself in the mirror?
(or is it just that you resist unnecessary cuts in this time of high unemployment?)
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Typical aging issue.
More hair where you don’t want or need it.
Less hair where you do…
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Don’t get me started. Finally went to the barber today, and they had to get out a weed-whacker for the hair on my ears.
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Dude, go to Shoppers Drug Mart. In the area by the tweezers, you will find eyebrow scissors, which will get that all under control. Or, I can give you the name of my wax woman – she’s clearly good, because naturally, my eyebrows are similar in shape and size to Einstein’s. She makes them far less unwieldy.