— Musings —09.19.2011 11:36 AM
Middle son to father, as he closely examines my forehead
Him: “Daddy.”
Me: “Hmmm?”
Him: “Your eyebrows are super long.”
Me: “Really?”
Him: “Yeah, Dad.”
[Long pause.]
Him: “Dad, you look like a catfish.”
Me: “Ouch.”
— Musings —09.19.2011 11:36 AM
Him: “Daddy.”
Me: “Hmmm?”
Him: “Your eyebrows are super long.”
Me: “Really?”
Him: “Yeah, Dad.”
[Long pause.]
Him: “Dad, you look like a catfish.”
Me: “Ouch.”
Prehaps he meant ” Mudpout” !!
so, should your detractors read into this that they’re right: you can’t look at yourself in the mirror?
(or is it just that you resist unnecessary cuts in this time of high unemployment?)
Typical aging issue.
More hair where you don’t want or need it.
Less hair where you do…
Don’t get me started. Finally went to the barber today, and they had to get out a weed-whacker for the hair on my ears.
Dude, go to Shoppers Drug Mart. In the area by the tweezers, you will find eyebrow scissors, which will get that all under control. Or, I can give you the name of my wax woman – she’s clearly good, because naturally, my eyebrows are similar in shape and size to Einstein’s. She makes them far less unwieldy.