— Musings —02.07.2012 02:42 PM
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— Musings —02.07.2012 02:42 PM
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THAT’S Mitt Romney? And he’s the SMART one? God Bless America.
Wow, this thing can hit John Boehner from 250 yards away!
This … ahhhh …. new Strategic Defence Initiative … created by the students at Willicker Elementary will be where we will find the funds needed … to fund Obama Care.
“A bit more to the left, Grasshopper…to the left.”
“Wow, I thought you were just bragging. Gingrich *can* catch 45 marshmallows in his mouth and stuff them in his jowls.”
For everyone’s information the device being demonstrated at a science fair is a marshmallow gun.
So you’re telling me that this device, inserted into Newt Gingrich’s pie-hole, can end our dependence on foreign oil once and for all? !!
“So thats how Newt is going to build his moonbase!”
“Old man Boehner is gonna lose it when he sees what we did to his house!”
“You mean to tell me Buffet gave us a goddamned billion dollars for the campaign, and *this* is the ‘rapid-fire-reaction tool’ we got for it? THIS is what happens when I go on vacation for a week and leave Biden in charge…”
“With this Mr. President, we don’t need drones. We can bomb Newt’s moon base with my invention”!
Finally! The perfect weapon to invade Canada!
Who wants a free Obama ’12 t-shirt?
While on his trip to Ottawa Barak Obama is awed as he takes a wrong turn and finds himself in the NDP’s war room manned by its most senior dipper taking aim at Bob Rae.
As you can see Mr. President my hydrogen powered marshmallow gun can obliterate targets and has quite a wicked recoil.