02.07.2012 02:42 PM

Caption contest!

Accompanying story link on photo!


  1. WDM says:

    THAT’S Mitt Romney? And he’s the SMART one? God Bless America.

  2. Ted H says:

    Wow, this thing can hit John Boehner from 250 yards away!

  3. This … ahhhh …. new Strategic Defence Initiative … created by the students at Willicker Elementary will be where we will find the funds needed … to fund Obama Care.

  4. Marc-André Chiasson says:

    “A bit more to the left, Grasshopper…to the left.”

  5. Jon Adams says:

    “Wow, I thought you were just bragging. Gingrich *can* catch 45 marshmallows in his mouth and stuff them in his jowls.”

  6. Ted H says:

    For everyone’s information the device being demonstrated at a science fair is a marshmallow gun.

  7. Jamie Labonte says:

    So you’re telling me that this device, inserted into Newt Gingrich’s pie-hole, can end our dependence on foreign oil once and for all? !!

  8. Jim Hanna says:

    “So thats how Newt is going to build his moonbase!”

  9. Paul says:

    “Old man Boehner is gonna lose it when he sees what we did to his house!”

  10. Jason Hickman says:

    “You mean to tell me Buffet gave us a goddamned billion dollars for the campaign, and *this* is the ‘rapid-fire-reaction tool’ we got for it? THIS is what happens when I go on vacation for a week and leave Biden in charge…”

  11. Amit Singh says:

    “With this Mr. President, we don’t need drones. We can bomb Newt’s moon base with my invention”!

  12. patrick deberg says:

    Finally! The perfect weapon to invade Canada!

  13. KP says:

    Who wants a free Obama ’12 t-shirt?

  14. Cath says:

    While on his trip to Ottawa Barak Obama is awed as he takes a wrong turn and finds himself in the NDP’s war room manned by its most senior dipper taking aim at Bob Rae.

  15. Brent Sienna says:

    As you can see Mr. President my hydrogen powered marshmallow gun can obliterate targets and has quite a wicked recoil.

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