— Musings —08.13.2012 09:29 AM
Paul Ryan caption contest
— Musings —08.13.2012 09:29 AM
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Oh no! They’ll all find out about me and Billy!
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Warren,
Quite obviously, the “next” President of the United States! (Quickly followed by that look of buyer’s remorse…)
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Oh shit, does that mean I have to vote for Romney too?
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I can’t believe my daughter asked whether the government should help pay for her grandmother’s surgery
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“Get it together Ryan. Obamacare not Romneycare. Obamacare not Romneycare.”
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Jesus wept.
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Oh no!!! Romney just told me no more room to sit on the campaign bus, I have travel with the family dog on top! That didn’t work out to well last time!
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awesome!
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Ah, geez, Mitt, No! Don’t call me ‘game changer.
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What the hell was I thinking with that budget.
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Tom Clancy prophesy #4. A guy named Ryan becomes VP. Then, during the state of the union address a 747 crashes into…
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“Jeez I think I missed a syllable when they asked if a MorMon could be president!”
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“If I hold my nose just so, the combined reek of Gecko/Galt is not so overpowering. I think I can do this – now how to go through the next 86 days with my hand like this?”
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Shit, I’m 2012’s Sarah Palin
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Plus one, I vote for this!
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“Do I really have to arm-wrestle Joe Biden?”
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“We were just joking Dad….SFH isnt opening for Justin Beiber”
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Who farted?
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I was thinking along the same lines:
“I can’t believe your mommy just farted!”
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Do I just keep quiet or do I tell Mitt now that I forgot to carry the one in my budget defcit calculation?
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The budget plan was a JOKE, Mitt, a JOKE.
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OMFG! I smell poverty and desperation, who let the working stiff in? Security!!
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They just found out I collected government assistance, damn that was fast.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbzpuqWo6yU&feature=player_embedded
What does Erskine Bowles think of Ryan?
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(Ryan finally realizes that Mitt Romney is secretly a Democratic Party mole, and that Romney picked him so that the GOP would experience their biggest loss since Barry Goldwater.)
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Ohh Geez…does this mean that I have to debate with that moron Joe Biden?
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There’s Daddy, doing his John Boehner impression.
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Having sat though the film adaptation of Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged the night before, Ryan has since been afflicted by the urge to poke out his eyes.
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how am I going to work with this man for the next few months ( and perhaps four years) well, on the brightside I get free psychotherapy with my govt healthcare:P
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I voted for TARP and against the Automotive bail-out.
God, give thy faithful servants a way to implement Voter ID Laws.
Gov. Romney invented the model for Obamacare and his flip-flopping is public record.
God, give thy faithful servants a new kind of Etch-a-Sketch moment.
I said yes to the Bush Tax Cuts, two wars and a Prescription health plan without a way to fund any of it.
God, give thy faithful servants a big, big distraction.
Pres. Obama has overwhelming leads with Black, Hispanic and Women voters.
God, we’re screwed.
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“Oh no, not THAT restaurant”
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The girls love it when Daddy cries. The boys… not so much.
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…in three months we can start pretending this campaign never happened.
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Girl: Dad, I can still see your nose growing.
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Don’t worry kids, it’s gonna be ok. I’m sure Daddy must know what he’s doing.
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Thank you God – I feel humbled to be given this opportunity to try to save this country from finanacial ruin.
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Yeah because it was in such great financial shape pre-Obama. (roll eyes here)