— Musings —08.13.2012 09:29 AM
Paul Ryan caption contest
— Musings —08.13.2012 09:29 AM
Oh no! They’ll all find out about me and Billy!
Warren,
Quite obviously, the “next” President of the United States! (Quickly followed by that look of buyer’s remorse…)
Oh shit, does that mean I have to vote for Romney too?
I can’t believe my daughter asked whether the government should help pay for her grandmother’s surgery
“Get it together Ryan. Obamacare not Romneycare. Obamacare not Romneycare.”
Jesus wept.
Oh no!!! Romney just told me no more room to sit on the campaign bus, I have travel with the family dog on top! That didn’t work out to well last time!
awesome!
Ah, geez, Mitt, No! Don’t call me ‘game changer.
What the hell was I thinking with that budget.
Tom Clancy prophesy #4. A guy named Ryan becomes VP. Then, during the state of the union address a 747 crashes into…
“Jeez I think I missed a syllable when they asked if a MorMon could be president!”
“If I hold my nose just so, the combined reek of Gecko/Galt is not so overpowering. I think I can do this – now how to go through the next 86 days with my hand like this?”
Shit, I’m 2012’s Sarah Palin
Plus one, I vote for this!
“Do I really have to arm-wrestle Joe Biden?”
“We were just joking Dad….SFH isnt opening for Justin Beiber”
Who farted?
I was thinking along the same lines:
“I can’t believe your mommy just farted!”
Do I just keep quiet or do I tell Mitt now that I forgot to carry the one in my budget defcit calculation?
The budget plan was a JOKE, Mitt, a JOKE.
OMFG! I smell poverty and desperation, who let the working stiff in? Security!!
They just found out I collected government assistance, damn that was fast.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbzpuqWo6yU&feature=player_embedded
What does Erskine Bowles think of Ryan?
(Ryan finally realizes that Mitt Romney is secretly a Democratic Party mole, and that Romney picked him so that the GOP would experience their biggest loss since Barry Goldwater.)
Ohh Geez…does this mean that I have to debate with that moron Joe Biden?
There’s Daddy, doing his John Boehner impression.
Having sat though the film adaptation of Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged the night before, Ryan has since been afflicted by the urge to poke out his eyes.
how am I going to work with this man for the next few months ( and perhaps four years) well, on the brightside I get free psychotherapy with my govt healthcare:P
I voted for TARP and against the Automotive bail-out.
God, give thy faithful servants a way to implement Voter ID Laws.
Gov. Romney invented the model for Obamacare and his flip-flopping is public record.
God, give thy faithful servants a new kind of Etch-a-Sketch moment.
I said yes to the Bush Tax Cuts, two wars and a Prescription health plan without a way to fund any of it.
God, give thy faithful servants a big, big distraction.
Pres. Obama has overwhelming leads with Black, Hispanic and Women voters.
God, we’re screwed.
“Oh no, not THAT restaurant”
The girls love it when Daddy cries. The boys… not so much.
…in three months we can start pretending this campaign never happened.
Girl: Dad, I can still see your nose growing.
Don’t worry kids, it’s gonna be ok. I’m sure Daddy must know what he’s doing.
Thank you God – I feel humbled to be given this opportunity to try to save this country from finanacial ruin.
Yeah because it was in such great financial shape pre-Obama. (roll eyes here)