— Musings —04.12.2013 05:27 AM
Release: Spring has been cancelled
TORONTO – God has cancelled Spring, God has announced.
“You people piss me off,” said He. “No Spring this year. Now, smarten up.”
Various weather-prognosticating groundhogs could not be reached for comment, as they are in witness-protection programs.
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…and Al Gore could not be reached for comment.
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What ! There’s another season other than winter.
Thanks for the memo, God
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Slushy wet white stuff dropping down right now, as per normal for my city (N-Central BC). Ten months of winter. Two months of shitty skiing. Status quo.
yawn
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God waits for the Maple Leafs to be eliminated from the playoffs before allowing Spring to start. Won’t be long now.