— Musings —04.12.2013 05:27 AM
Release: Spring has been cancelled
TORONTO – God has cancelled Spring, God has announced.
“You people piss me off,” said He. “No Spring this year. Now, smarten up.”
Various weather-prognosticating groundhogs could not be reached for comment, as they are in witness-protection programs.
…and Al Gore could not be reached for comment.
What ! There’s another season other than winter.
Thanks for the memo, God
Slushy wet white stuff dropping down right now, as per normal for my city (N-Central BC). Ten months of winter. Two months of shitty skiing. Status quo.
yawn
God waits for the Maple Leafs to be eliminated from the playoffs before allowing Spring to start. Won’t be long now.