Musings —05.20.2013 04:50 PM—
TORONTO – Shit From Hell, Canada’s best-loved geriatric punk combo, is entering the studio to record a song to raise funds for the purchase of the “Rob Ford smoking something illicit” video.
“If it helps to drive that bumbling oaf from office, we deserve the Nobel Prize for the Arts,” said bassist Winkie.
Guitarist Ritalin Boy agreed. “Apparently, he isn’t called the pride of EtobiCOKE for nothing.”
Drummer Davey Snot added: “This guy has turned Toronto into Moronto. He’s Onterrible!”
The loveable punk moptop trio have pledged to donate all proceeds from the recording to the Gawker crowd funding effort underway to purchase the now-infamous (but still unseen) video. Any excess will be used to pay off their ex-wives.
Shit From Hell is a Toronto punk band. Their last LP was “Why Do You Hate Me?” and is coincidentally available on iTunes. Their average age is 96, and they hate everyone.
Management: David MacMillan, Deadbolt Music