Musings —06.13.2013 06:22 AM
—Rob Ford scrambles to increase police budget by a million per cent (updated)
Massive raids and mysterious police moves completely unrelated to newfound desire to curry favour with drug and homicide squads, says Toronto mayor, adding: “I do not, nor have I ever, used crack cocaine at any point so far this morning.”
UPDATE: Chief Blair is unmoved.
Would it be “lateral thinking” or paranoia to wonder about this:
“Hey, anyone been keeping tabs on the citizenship and immigration cttee? They’ve been working really long/weird hours this week – in camera.”
–Kady O’Malley on Twitter
orgy, definitely an orgy
Now that the biggest and best armed gang in Toronto has all the copies of the video, the price suddenly went up.
LOL
wow …raids, good grief they should have been on this awhile back. I think they might be a month too late!
And that imaginary billion dollars of hard earned taxpayer dollars will be replaced with a real billion dollars filling a gravy bowl at Police HQ. In a super secure place will be a hard drive, its a lot like Fast and Furious Five.
Obviously the Police are now in a strong negotiating position. Top Ten Demands
1)A four hour work week, and 300 bankable sick days, hire private security to fill in the gaps
2)An aircraft carrier to guard the Island Airport from lefties
3)Range Rovers for police cars
4)Google glass for all
5)Helicopters, lots of helicopters
6) Hire Edward Snowdon to do surveillance 24/7 on everyone
7)A swanky free booze bar in every police station not just HQ
8)Uniforms by Hugo Boss
9)two month crime fighting conference every year during January and February in Maui
10)Harry Black cloned 100 times.