If the document below is to be believed, that is. Mr. Bourrie posted it on Twitter while darkly muttering “I don’t bluff.” Someone sent it to me.
Having never had a criminal complaint made against me for anything, this is new territory for me. Any suggestions, readers of wk.com? Shall I don a disguise, and slip out of town under the cover of night, and become a fugitive from Bourrie law? Submit to radical plastic surgery, so that I more closely resemble Lady Gaga instead of law-breaking me? Declare myself a born-again Christian, and throw myself at the mercy of the court of public opinion?
Oh, and any reporters writing about this rather unique situation should contact my lawyer, Brian Shiller. When he stops laughing, he will get right back to you.