Late night sex ed talk

[Son Two, Lala and I are discussing the differences between the public and separate school boards. And how, in my opinion, the latter is much more expansive about sex education than the former.]

Son Two: It’s totally true. I was asked to define masturbation, and I gave a long answer.

Me, intrigued: How long?

Son Two: Half an hour. I could have gone longer, but Ms. [Name redacted] told me I could stop talking.

[Much stifled laughter from the adults.]