Musings —11.17.2013 09:14 AM—
[Son Two, Lala and I are discussing the differences between the public and separate school boards. And how, in my opinion, the latter is much more expansive about sex education than the former.]
Son Two: It’s totally true. I was asked to define masturbation, and I gave a long answer.
Me, intrigued: How long?
Son Two: Half an hour. I could have gone longer, but Ms. [Name redacted] told me I could stop talking.
[Much stifled laughter from the adults.]