— Musings —01.02.2014 01:35 PM
Big news, delayed
I said back in August that a big, big change is coming for Yours Truly. It still is. It’s just taking a long, long time. Sorry about that.
Now, please wildly speculate in comments as to what it might be about.
Olivia?
Ontario NDP…
And yes, I am responding to this post just to get my post close to the top!
Back off, boys and girls. You heard it here first:
Swervin’ Merv says:
August 28, 2013 at 4:23 pm
I’ll patiently await my prize for predicting that Warren will have a big hand in Olivia Chow’s campaign, soon to be launched (after the Ford video surfaces).
Playing in Sochi for men’s hockey team?
Thought you were going for the Fed Lib nomination for Toronto Centre….so that’s now out……hmmm…..another Lib nomination nearby, perhaps…..
I really don’t see Warren tossing his hat in the ring.
He sort of suggested that he would run federally after the last election was over, if I recall correctly.
With all this talk of Harper’s party leadership being in jeopardy….he might well be looking to hire a sage advisor with campaign experience, right?
1) you will run in Trin-Spadina
2) you were to run Olivia’s campaign, or
3) playing in Sochi for the men’s hockey team?
Work is finally complete on that long-awaited Paul Anka/SFH duets album?
Two words: sex change! No, wait: jail time! No, wait: NDP membership!
Well I do remember that message.
I’d guess given the trip to NYC that either you’re getting married or you’re uniting the left….
Leaving SFH to join a John Tesh Tribute band?
Running Trudeau’s war room. Pre, during and post election.
Olivia Chows campaign manager in her run for mayor.
Either that or Ford’s campaign manager in his run for mayor. 🙂
Engaged?
Newest member of One Direction?
Lisa Kirbie. You have managed to trick, dupe, finangle, coerce or otherwise convince that beautiful woman to marry an old geezer/punk like you.
The Horror, the horror.
I second that.
Warren, you can’t fool us.
I had also thought that maybe he’d been conscripted into the band Porno For Pyros, or maybe he was going to start a new one: The Geyzer-Geezers.
Inside sources* claim that Warren Kinsella will be campaign puppeteer for Olivia Chow’s mayoral campaign.
*Inside sources = Me.
Before the windchill, it has warmed up to -27ºC in Ottawa; -34ºC with the windchill. So, yes, I am an inside source.
Putting the old band back together for a reunion show a la Hard Core Logo?
You’re going to be the next feral Green Party leader?
That should be “federal.”
Actually, I liked “feral” a lot better.
lol, I prefer the typo myself
1. Hosting your own daily or weekly current affairs talk show on Sun News Network possibly including a regular weekly panel of pundits called “NOT Ford Nation”.
2. Running for Toronto City Council to represent the ward in which you live so that you have a front row seat to witness the decline of civilization at the centre of the universe.
You’re going to take a run at the mayor’s chair yourself.
Or, just take a run at the mayor.
Your pregnant?
That, of course, should be “you’re”.
Switching to boxers?
Well, today is the first day to register in municipal elections ….
Coincidence?
a) You’re going to run for the Liberal Nomination in Beaches-East York. (I’m a devout Atheist, but I’m praying for that one.)
b) You’re going to become a member of the Conservative Party of Canada. ($15 gets you your own shiny blue card and an autographed photo of Stockwell Day.)
c) You’re going to become a vegan, embrace yoga and move to Victoria. (So you can raise llamas and make salmon chutney.)
d) You’re joining the Hilary Clinton war room. (To help lay the groundwork for her candidacy in 2016.)
e) You’re going to get a slick new website. (Finally.)
Note, vegans would not make salmon chutney.
Headed back to Navigator?
you’re replacing Tai Wilkenfeld as Jeff Beck’s bass player you dastardly mustache twirling top hat wearing rip off their face burned out rocker guy “-)
oops… forgot the link to Tai’s web site. Only the most talented and beautiful bass player evah. Darn you Warren
http://www.talwilkenfeld.com/
Marrying Lisa?
You’re gonna run for Mayor of Toronto.
You are going to join Joe Fontana’s defense team.
You’re running Khan Noonian Singh’s War Room.
“Four more years of genetically superior intellect. (Paid for by the Botany Bay Swift Boat Veterans For Truth.)”
You’re gonna reconcile with Observant?
You are getting a REAL JOB?????
there is another link in the gene pool coming your way? another child???. or perhaps you’re going to help Diane Watts, Surrey Mayor, improve her image after the murder of the “hockey mom”. Don’t take the job, nothing will help. its policed by the RCMP.
You’re going to come to B.C. to improve christy crunch’s image. won’t work. She’d have to give up stripper heels and looking like Diane Watts, of course the job might not be too onerous, if you just rest the pull tab on the back of her neck and install a new recording. The old one of trillions of tax $s and 100K jobs is just so yesterday.
you’re moving to Quebec.
you get to open for the Rolling Stones or Miley Cyrus?
You’re ghost writing Duffy’s book?????
Gotta be The Senate.
Or a move to Washington to work for the Dems (Merkan work permits are difficult for non-athletes).
You are going to prepare for the next phase of your life by cultivating your inner self, your spiritual side, withdraw from the hurley burley, spend more time in contemplation and meditation, wear a loose robe, surrender your worldly goods and desires, become more like Dostoevki’s Father Zosima in ‘Brothers Karamazov.
The War Room is going to be made into a film and Keith Richards has agreed to play the role of Mike Duffy with Iggy Pop as Prime Minister?
Given the undisputed evidence before us all, you’re finally going to admit that all this climate change BS is just a hoax. And that Suzuki should stick to genetics or whatever.
WK running for Mayor to take down the Autocracktic Plutocrack’s Cracktaucracy/Fatastrophe.
You and Lala getting hitched.
War room for Olivia. I hope that’s what it is!
Warren describes this as a ‘big big change’, so my guess is that, it isn’t something that is too predictable, say like sexual reassignment surgery, American citizenship and green card…………. and what not. I was hoping he and Lisa had their own show on Sun News, because the station sucks and they need him/her.
So whatever it is, I just hope he and his family are happy.
Will Warren be running for elected office as a PC/Conservative…what a big change that would be? On second thought, not such a good idea 😉
You’re going to start making Kraft Dinner with milk…..for the win!
Trading the shitty P-bass for an Ernie Ball Stingray.
Moving to Halifax…or at least opening a branch office of Daisy there. If I’m right, do I win a SFH Tee (XL please).
You are moving to DC to participate in Billarry’s Pres. election campaign
Niall from Winnipeg
Moving to Mercury. Waiting for Green Card.