Courtesy of nerve.com, Dating Advice from Volvo Owners: Can becoming a Volvo owner get me laid?
A Volvo suggests comfort in one’s own skin, and a stylish but never gaudy utility. Like horn-rimmed glasses or a fuzzy cardigan, it can be played off with a professorial chic that some folks just go nuts for.
(Nothing like a fuzzy cardigan to shift one’s libido into overdrive, apparently.)
No. What is truly exceptional however, is that I have never ever met a single Canadian who could stomach the thought of having sex with Little Stevie. Or dinner, come to think of it. Those icy blue eyes of love (thank you Mr. Wells) have left us a frigid nation, in more ways than one.
Volvos are great! I had the honour of painting our familys yellow Volvo white once upon a time. (I was 5 years old). I can attest to the fact that latex paint washes off Volvos, Land Rovers, and Irish Setters. The living room furniture, not so much…
What IS wrong with girls who drive Volvos?
Want a list?
yes please
Does the list look very similar to one for those that drive Prius’s?
Courtesy of nerve.com, Dating Advice from Volvo Owners: Can becoming a Volvo owner get me laid?
A Volvo suggests comfort in one’s own skin, and a stylish but never gaudy utility. Like horn-rimmed glasses or a fuzzy cardigan, it can be played off with a professorial chic that some folks just go nuts for.
(Nothing like a fuzzy cardigan to shift one’s libido into overdrive, apparently.)
lol, fuzzy cardigans and libido? That’s what Stephen Harpers handlers told him anyway. Is he the exception that proves the rule?
No. What is truly exceptional however, is that I have never ever met a single Canadian who could stomach the thought of having sex with Little Stevie. Or dinner, come to think of it. Those icy blue eyes of love (thank you Mr. Wells) have left us a frigid nation, in more ways than one.
Always interesting to watch the changes in a kid’s criteria for choice of who to date as the years go by.
Cuz this may happen.
http://youtu.be/DEjF0TYE5DA
At Legoland in southern California they have parking spots reserved specifically for Volvos.
Volvos are great! I had the honour of painting our familys yellow Volvo white once upon a time. (I was 5 years old). I can attest to the fact that latex paint washes off Volvos, Land Rovers, and Irish Setters. The living room furniture, not so much…
You can both be right!