— Musings —01.05.2014 10:53 AM
We get letters: happy new year greetings!
From: Elnora gammie_g2000@yahoo.com
Date: January 5, 2014 at 10:51:50 AM EST
To: “Warren.Kinsella@sunmedia.ca”
Subject: Ford
Warren your shame should be complete every waking minute of every day. Your a piece of shit plain and simple .
Not sure if ‘waking’ was necessary in the first sentence. Maybe should have had a comma after ‘shit’.
Other than that, it is probably one of the worst of several better written insults.
Keep up the great work though, and maye consider a seperate web page for “we get letters”, it’s one of my favourites.
Happy New Year to you and your kids and fiance ;)?
I believe she meant “You’re” in the second sentence. Deduct 10 marks for poor grammar.
Oh Elnora,
I’m sure Your family adores ya.
When you come to this page
and dump your outrage, have you changed
or were you this way befora?
I too vote for a whole page of these, I love reading them. 🙂 And congrats on your engagement!
And the writer put a space before the end period. Worst stalker note ever.
Not clear. Do you have shame to complete everyday? Is she complaining that you are not completing your “shaming”. And, out of curiosity, what shame are you being incomplete about and is this now a pointless concern since now that you are engaged, any shame that you should be feeling and completing will be now monitored and explained by your better half.
Happy New Year.
LOL
I have said this before, but it is worth repeating. In the Ford Nation, when you get divorced, you are still allowed to remain brother and sister.