— Musings —07.31.2014 07:07 AM
Our best Deadmau5/Ford lines
There’s a ridiculous amount of coverage, this morning, about the totally ridiculous summit between Rob Ford and DJ Deadmau5. As a public service, we at Daisy came up with some funny lines for the other mayoralty candidates. We offer these to you, gratis.
- Hey Rob – we don’t need City Hall run like a Mickey Mouse operation anymore.
- Hey Rob, poor old John here thinks someone actually showed up with a dead mouse, today.
- I’m more into classic rock. I particularly like the Who’s ‘Won’t Get Fooled Again’.
- Rob, where are your glow sticks?
- A giant mouse? Better than a pink elephant, I guess.
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Wish this news alert is for real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WO40Jj_SZkg
Official prediction time: Frod is dreaming when he says 50% love him. More like 10%, but several of those work for a media outfit so it looks much bigger. There will be a huge wave of voters determined to see Frod out of office, combined with a low turnout of Frod Nation types. He will place a distant 3rd.
Which members of the media have you been talking to? 98% of the Toronto media despise Rob Ford.
How could anyone resist taking a ride in the Purrari? This is the best car in the universe!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sSwwK5NTlQ