12.11.2015 07:40 AM

Then again, he probably wouldn’t even notice the difference. Which is kind of the point.

UPDATE: Smart reader Jonathan Scott adds it’d be “Captained by Rosie O’Donnell.” Also-smart regular Howard Margolian informs us: “In 1895, NY City Police Commish Teddy Roosevelt assigned an all-Jewish detail to protect a visiting anti-Semitic preacher.”

1 Comment

  1. e.a.f. says:

    that is funny! thank you!

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