Then again, he probably wouldn’t even notice the difference. Which is kind of the point.

If I ran the Secret Service, I'd assign an all-Muslim detail to protect @realDonaldTrump. #GOP

— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) December 11, 2015

UPDATE: Smart reader Jonathan Scott adds it’d be “Captained by Rosie O’Donnell.” Also-smart regular Howard Margolian informs us: “In 1895, NY City Police Commish Teddy Roosevelt assigned an all-Jewish detail to protect a visiting anti-Semitic preacher.”