— Musings —07.08.2022 09:24 AM
The truth about earwigs
The reason why people say earwigs don’t lay eggs in your ears is because earwigs have already laid eggs in their ears and have taken control of their brains. So when someone says they *do* lay eggs in your ears, like me, it’s because they aren’t mind-controlled. pic.twitter.com/BMe1HziPiL
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) July 8, 2022
if there is a vaccine for that, truckers should be forced to take it.
Ah yes, the inspiration for the Ceti Eel in Star Trek II The Wrath of Khan!