Author Archives for Warren

If you are having a shitty day

…listen to Phoenix do their Lisztomania. It’ll cheer you up in seconds.  It’s Supertramp for the New Era, sure, but... View Article

The campaign’s going great! All these old Tories are supporting me!

Pull quotes from the latest Furious profile: “[SMITHERMAN HAVING] AN IDENTITY CRISIS RIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES…” “WTF? How did the... View Article

That John Baird?

The one who was simply everywhere during the Toronto International Film Festival last weekend, including at all the kick-off parties,... View Article

The dictionary definition of unseemly

Unseemly, def.: People who would not have dared to criticize Kory Teneycke, now giddily kicking him when he’s down. Syn.:... View Article

Ready, shoot, aim

Oh, really?  The Reformatories are “delighted” they are about to lose a huge vote? With the greatest of respect, I... View Article

I was carried to Ohio in a swarm of bees; i’ll never marry but Ohio don’t remember me

My daughter hates it; my youngest son, meanwhile, always sings along with me – especially at the part about being... View Article

Let’s Go Surfing

When I was in Maine with my kids, we sang this at the beach.  Seemed to fit.

Sun burst

Ian Davey is my friend, and I have tons of friends at the Sun. Ian was obviously – and I... View Article

Backstage, now, at Against Me!

Rob Ford, just now, at Toronto mayoralty debate on diversity

“Diversity is not my priority.” You can’t make this stuff up. Swear to God.