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Warren Kinsella - EXCLUSIVE! MUST CREDIT WK.COM!
 

"...[Kinsella is] a modern-day Machiavelli, the mastermind who ran war rooms for Jean Chretien and Dalton McGuinty... He's the ultimate political insider... [The War Room] has plenty of fascinating insights and is a must-read for political junkies."

- The Toronto Sun


"The top Canadian spin doctor...tells all!"

- The National Post


"Warren Kinsella’s new book is a must-read for anyone interested in political campaigning in Canada. And not just political campaigning.…I wish I’d had the chance to read The War Room before I became Stephen Harper’s campaign manager; it might have saved me from many mistakes and months of painful learning on the job."

- Tom Flanagan, The Literary Review of Canada


"The War Room is a rich, detailed, and substantive primer on how to run a winning war room - warts, pizza boxes, smelly couches and all - from a master war roomer."

- The Hill Times


"Kinsella has crafted a handy little guide for politicos and non-politicos alike. Just keep it away from the kids."

- The Winnipeg Free Press


"... a great read ... full of fascinating stories..."

- John Moore, CFRB


"...I don't want to say [he's a] genius...but there's valuable insights here..."

- John Oakley, AM640


"I just got one copy, but I plan to get more!"

- John Wright, Ipsos, CFRB


"I do recommend [The War Room] to everyone."

- Charles Adler, Adler Online


"He's Canada's James Carville...a must-read...If you really want to win, you need this book!"

- Tommy Schnurmacher, CJAD


"A fascinating book...full of great stories."

- Ken Rockburn, CPAC

EXCLUSIVE! MUST CREDIT WK.COM! 

...here, exclusively, are some leaked numbers from the Strategy Consultants, Inc. Don't ask me how I got them - suffice to say they are going to have tongues wagging up in Ottawa!

1. Do you care about mid-Summer polls about political leaders? Have you read, seen or heard anything about that kind of stuff?

99.9 per cent: No and no. I couldn't give a rat's ass, either.
0.1 per cent: Yes, because I wear jammies all day, live in my Mom's basement, and am paid a stipend by the Conservative Party to blog about it.

2. Do you agree that that the massive increase in unemployment since Stephen Harper got re-elected is the number that counts? The historically-high number of bankruptcies? The massive $156 billion deficit that awaits, with little or no jobs to show for it?

99.9 per cent: Yes, yes and yes. To real people, out here in the real world, those are the numbers that count the most. Harper and his crew don't give a shit about me, or what is happening in my life.
0.1 per cent: No. I've been a Reform/Alliance/Harper Con and living in Mom's basement for a decade or so. I don't get too fussed about the real world.



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BANKRUPTCIES UP 51 PER CENT: THE HARPER REFORMATORY RECORD 

Record joblessness, record bankruptcies, record deficits.

The Harper Conservatives break records, alright.




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LOOK UP 

...as seen through the window on a Porter Air flight back to TeeOh. I just found the propeller thing cool.




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BE JOYFUL IN YOUR JOYOUS JOYFULNESS 

The Festival of Joy© is upon us. Who is going to take me out in Ottawa, tonight, and shower me with presents?

[Crickets chirping.]

Anyone? Hello?


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HARPER: I BLAME CANADA 

...here is the obvious response to Harper's idiotic statement, reported in the morning papers.

It'll be up until the Reformatory lawyers start threatening YouTube - again - into taking it down, I expect.




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VLAD THE APOLOGIZER 

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INKED 

What's the best and safest place to get a tattoo in TeeDot? Price no object. It's for a friend who has lost his mind.

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AN OPEN LETTER TO THE NOT-NEW DEMOCRATIC PARTY 

About this, my respectful response:

Dear [NDP Official]:

It has come to our attention that your party is considering changing its name from the “New Democratic Party” to, well, something else. Specifically, we are intrigued by the suggestion that your party, having been in existence for approximately four decades, now realizes it is no longer “new.” We certainly agree.

In the spirit of Parliamentary cooperation, my Liberal friends and I have assembled a list of possible names for your newly-branded political party. Here are some of our favourites:

• The You Don’t Know Jack Party: This name reflects the fact – from his perspective, at least – it’s all about Jack. This name will only work if Jack Layton remains party leader indefinitely, which we particularly favour.
• The Middle Aged Party: Given the fact that your party is clearly going through a troubling midlife crisis, and searching for a new identity, we thought this name might be appropriate. As in all midlife crises, we advise against garish tattoos or radical hairstyle changes.
• The We’re Still Here Party: Canadians periodically wonder if your political party still exists, so often does it slip into the political equivalent of the Bermuda Triangle. This name reflects an attempt to address that challenge, while displaying a degree of humility – a notion with which some might argue the NDP has only a passing acquaintance.
• The Dippers: As you are painfully aware, it is what many media people call your party already. There is a pejorative connotation associated with this appellation (cf. you are "dippy"), but - from our perspective - it is highly, highly accurate.
• Paris Hilton Party: This name refers to the fact that, while you may be famous among some people, you tend to lack talent. Sorry.
• The Transformers Party: The movie is popular, you're not. It'll generate some interest, perhaps. You never know.

There are many other possibilities for a new name for the NDP. By way of conclusion, we would only echo that old adage: if you don’t stand for something, you will fall for anything.

Yours sincerely, etc.



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OFFICIAL WAR ROOM THEME SONG 

In every war room, in every election campaign, I try to nominate a catchy little ditty to rouse sleepy-eyed war roomers at all times of day or night. I play these tunes at ear-splitting volume. It gets the creative juices flowing, among other things.

This year's nominee is 'Hail Destroyer' by the Cancer Bats. It's a guaranteed war room waker-upper, and - added bonus - these loveable moptops are all-Canadian!




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THE HARPER CON LEGACY: RECORD UNEMPLOYMENT 

The Grit Girl is back - and she's pissed.




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OUTRAGE: SANDRA BUSSIN WATCH 

Pardon my language, but this is beyond stupid - it is a f@*king outrage:

In a precedent-setting move, Toronto council has agreed to use public money to pay for a local politician's "one-off" defamation lawsuit against a community tabloid.

...Members voted 25-5 yesterday to cover up to $25,000 in legal expenses for Councillor Sandra Bussin, who is considering suing the publisher of Ward 32 News. An independent lawyer for the city said the tabloid's May edition and related online videos defamed Ms. Bussin.


We've just gone through a crippling municipal strike that left millions of people without any basic services - one in which the Mayor and his minions repeatedly claimed how fiscally-responsible they were.

So what do 25 of these idiots do at one of their very first get-togethers? They take care of themselves.

Questions abound. Who gets the money, if she wins? Do taxpayers pay court costs, too, if she loses? Won't there be more of these taxpayer-funded lawsuits in the future, as other councillors try to figure out ways to silence their critics? Will city workers - who get no end of shit and abuse from the public, being on the front line - get to rely upon this added job benefit, too? Why not, if not? Julian Porter is respected, and he's also one of the highest-paid lawyers around: did these morons consider, even for a moment, someone with a lower billable rate?

Some of you have wondered why me and my friends aren't fans of Sandra Bussin. This is yet another example of why, but there are others - here and here and here and here.

If you want to express yourself on this to Ms. Bussin, her contact info is here. The "mayor" who approved this perq for a political crony, meanwhile, is here.


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THE HARPER REFORMATORY LEGACY: A COUNTRY "FULLY BACK ON ITS HEELS" 

This internal note was sent to me by a Bay Street analyst his morning. The bottom line: Canadians are continuing to lose their jobs at an astonishing pace - and the Harper regime's spin (eg. the recession is "over") is unadulterated bullshit.

Who lives in "fantasyland," now, Reformatories? You do. And, ultimately, it is the thing that will defeat you.

The analyst:

CANADA'S JOBS REPORT WORSE ON HEADLINE AND DETAILS

Our first impression is that this is a much worse than expected report
on both headline and details.
The headline July decline was worse than
expected, both full-time and part-time jobs fell, private and public
sector jobs were lost, the hit to private sector jobs was the worst
since January's massive decline
, self-employment rose but discount that
at this point in the cycle, and people exited the workforce thereby
driving a decline in the labour force. Canada's job market remains
fully back on its heels.


Net change in jobs (000s) / UR (%):
Actual: -44.5 / 8.6%
Prior: -7.4 / 8.6%
Consensus: -15 / 8.8%

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DON'T LET THE LANGEVIN SCREEN DOOR HIT YOU ON THE ARSE ON YOUR WAY OUT 

Spotted over at BCL, by 'TheGritsRule." Something tells me he/she is a Liberal.

And something tells me the old adage has changed to "Who d'ya know, who has left PMO?"




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GOOD NIGHT FOR A HEART ATTACK 

September 2, in Toronto: Motorhead, Rev. Horton Heat and Nashville Pussy! Sweet Lord Almighty, I know where SFH is gonna be that night!

Take it, Ruyter and Karen!




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FIFTY GENUINELY DISTURBING ALBUM COVERS 

Two here, courtesy of the NME. You can go find the others at the NME's site, but I'm not going to help you.

Tipper Gore, please return our calls, urgently.






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