Miss my brother.
And Chad, Kathleen and Travis were all wearing clothing on the lower half of their bodies.
Pundits panel at @OREAinfo #orpc18 moderated by @Travisdhanraj with @kinsellawarren @kathleenmonk and @hckosovogta provided great insights and natural rapport.@kinsellawarren tells it like it is and not afraid to give credit to those who don’t agree with his political leanings. pic.twitter.com/kXPKAj1K4K
— Von Palmer (@palmervon) November 26, 2018
Photo credit: Justin Trudeau and Doug Ford, seen together in happier times.
That’s what newspaper editors always write when publishing a photo of a couple who have (a) just announced their divorce, (b) expressed their profound sadness, and (c) requested privacy for their family. “In happier times.”
Justin and Doug briefly had a happier time together, too, although it seems to have happened long, long ago, in a galaxy far, far away. But it happened, just the same.
June 2018: Donald Trump, the sexual predator and crook now holding the White House hostage, unleashed a tirade against Canada’s Prime Minister on Twitter (where else?). Trump called Justin Trudeau “dishonest and weak” and one of his advisors – who of the few who hasn’t been indicted yet – opined that there was “a special place in Hell” reserved for Trudeau.
It was an astonishing attack on an ally, one that Canadians have never witnessed before. Trudeau, for his part, bit his tongue and said nothing. But Doug Ford? The Doug Ford who had won a massive majority government, just a few days earlier? That Doug Ford?
Here’s what he said: “I can tell you on the trade deal south of the border, we stand shoulder to shoulder with the prime minister and our federal counterparts. My number one priority is to protect jobs in Ontario, especially protect the steel workers, aluminum workers. That’s going to be a priority.”
“Shoulder to shoulder.”
This writer is not friendly with Trudeau, but is with Ford. So I sent Ontario’s newly-minted Premier a note, telling him I was proud that he had placed the national interest above the partisan one. Lots of other folks, as Ford loves to call citizens, felt likewise. Even if you didn’t like Justin Trudeau all that much, he – and, by extension, we – were under attack, and we needed to come together.
And then, well, politics.
In the intervening months, Justin Trudeau and Doug Ford haven’t stood “shoulder to shoulder” so much. Instead, it’s been more a case of a relationship that’s getting “colder and colder.” Here’s a short list of the sort of thing that has taken place since the happier, sunnier ways of Spring:
- Ford and other conservative Premiers appeared in a much-satirized Maclean’s cover photo and declared themselves “The Resistance” to Trudeau
- Trudeau showed up for his requisite first photo-op/meeting with Ford at Queen’s Park, and literally – literally – made a face for the assembled media throng, and said he was obliged to “explain” immigration policy to Ford
- Ford and his ministers have blamed Trudeau’s government for a rash in gun crime and illegal migrants – and called the Liberal leader’s carbon tax plan a “vote-buying scheme”
- Trudeau’s intergovernmental affairs minister told Ford to keep his nose out of federal affairs, and stop dreaming about a political career on the national stage – and accused him of “fabricating,” quote unquote, issues
- Just last week, the federal Minister Responsible for Social Media Selfies, Catherine McKenna, shot a video of herself denouncing the Ford government’s cuts to francophone education as “an outrage” and effectively declared war on Ontario’s Conservatives
And war it is. Just a few months in, and the Ford and Trudeau governments – from top to bottom – deeply despise each other. Their enmity and animosity seems to only grow worse by the day.
Neither government will admit to a secret, however: they may hate each other, but they need each other.
Since the departure of Saskatchewan’s Brad Wall from the national stage, Justin Trudeau has lacked a serious, capable conservative opposite. Walls’ successor couldn’t be picked out of a one-man police lineup by most Canadians, and Brian Pallister is too busy running a villa in Costa Rica. Quebec’s Francois Legault is too new to the job, and knows that Trudeau remains somewhat popular in Quebec. Out in Alberta, meanwhile, Jason Kenney isn’t Premier yet.
So the job of Conservative antagonist has fallen to Doug Ford.
And his partisans love his sallies and broadsides against Justin Trudeau. They love it. While Ford’s most-recent party convention was scuttled, somewhat, by SoCon knuckle-draggers passing a non-binding resolution attacking trans people, most PC attendees delighted in Ford’s ceaseless critiques of Justin Trudeau’s government. They ate it up. Andrew Scheer even showed up to join in on the fun.
Similarly, the Trudeau Party is covertly grateful for Doug Ford: he is (and will be) useful in Liberal fundraising, recruitment and electioneering. And Trudeau’s disdain for Ford is deep, and of longstanding. The Ontario Premier has never forgotten this attack by Trudeau on Ford and his deceased brother, made as the 2015 federal election was winding down:
“There’s a lot of people talking in the news these days about the hypocrisy of the Fords and their drug problems. But that’s not really the issue, as serious as it is, that strikes me most. What bothers me the most is the misogyny. The Ford brothers should have no place on a national campaign stage, much less hosting [Stephen Harper] at an event…That’s just completely irresponsible.”
As low blows go, that was low.
Shoulder to shoulder? No longer, with Messrs. Ford and Trudeau.
These guys hate each other – and, weirdly, need each other.
For the half-million bucks, they got the logo and a name and some letterhead, apparently. For – and this is the part that should make you want to throw up – an agency whose mandate is to fight poverty.
Both of my brothers are graphic artists. My Mom is an artist. (I’ve done art-for-pay, too.) All of us can tell you that forking over that much money for a logo is an actual, honest-to-God scandal.
So I said on Twitter.
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) November 24, 2018
That elicited this response from Joseph Uranowski:
Graphic designers deserve to get paid for the work they do. https://t.co/eNAk67wdmK
— Joseph ''The Hammer'' Uranowski (@Uranowski) November 26, 2018
Fair point. Of course they deserve to get paid. But I didn’t believe that Mr. Uranowski – who was a senior advisor to Kathleen Wynne – was actually getting my point. So I tried again.
You just defended paying half a million dollars for a logo for an organization that is supposed to help people in poverty. https://t.co/0vOrdo7m5u
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) November 26, 2018
Mr. Uranowski doubled down:
F*** yes I did.
Graphic designers and comms professionals deserve to get money for the work they do.
If people don't know about a program they won't use it.
Attacking officials for stuff like this is nonsense. https://t.co/BgvKQnPkZn
— Joseph ''The Hammer'' Uranowski (@Uranowski) November 26, 2018
Anyway. At that point, I opined that my graphic design brother would fire anyone who spent that much on a logo. And then I gave up. A person in poverty would know how to spend that $500,000 better, I thought. And I didn’t understand how Mr. Uranowski – reportedly a smart guy – didn’t understand that.
And then I remembered this: $650,000 for the Cannabis Store logo, courtesy of Ms. Wynne’s government. Oh, and the $700,000 a month her Wizard reportedly received in contracts, all of which will shortly be the subject of a forensic audit.
Am I missing something? Is a logo really worth half-a-million dollars?
Or, is it, you know, a fucking disgrace?
I still think it is.
Hey! Look at the famous folks I get to hang with at the OREA conference tomorrow!
[Liam Mather has requested that his essay be removed, after initially – and enthusiastically – agreeing to post it here, because the Toronto Star gave him a better offer. You may assess his opinions in that light.]
KINSELLACAST 41: why Trudeau and Ford hate (and need) each other – and the Daisy team on lotsa politics!
I have lots to say about what is happening over there, and the root causes. But I’ve told my wife that I won’t, because this is all causing great pain – agony, almost – for our sons who went there.
But, as a regular attendee at a church run by the Basilians, I will say just this:
Agreed. I went to Loyola, where I was taught by Jesuits and learned about Cesar Chavez and social justice at the age of 13. At St. Mike's, the Basilians seemingly have one focus above all: total sports dominance. They should learn from the Jesuits. @SMCS1852 @LoyolaHigh https://t.co/eVK7FJMV7X
— Warren Kinsella (@kinsellawarren) November 20, 2018