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What a brilliant clip. What a great banner above his head. What a fun show. What a great tune. RIP, big guy.
What a brilliant clip. What a great banner above his head. What a fun show. What a great tune. RIP, big guy.
Conservatives don’t like Justin Trudeau. They really, really don’t like him.
This writer is a regular on Evan Solomon’s CFRA radio show with Alise Mills and Karl Belanger. My friends Alise and Karl are articulate and thoughtful advocates (unlike me), and they are prepared to criticize their own political party when it is warranted (like me).
Evan invites us onto his much-listened-to show, we are told, because we don’t just parrot partisan talking points. There’s too much of that on the airwaves – particularly over at CBC – and Solomon prefers panellists who are prepared to offer the occasional mea culpa.
Alise is (notionally) the Conservative strategist, Karl is (usually) the New Democrat strategist, and I am cast in the role of Liberal strategist (mostly). One topic, last week: Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s visit with the Philippines’ madman, Rodrigo Duterte, and whether Trudeau would raise Duterte’s human rights violations.
I vigorously defended Trudeau, and insisted that he would do so (and he did). On every international excursion, I said, Trudeau has never hesitated to press human rights issues.
Alise, however, was having none of it. And she was intently focussed on one part of Trudeau’s Philippines visit in particular: the part where Trudeau popped by a fried chicken place in Manila to get something to eat. He had a lot of cameras in tow, as Prime Ministers usually do.
Trudeau charmed the locals, ordered the chicken, and left.
Alise, however, was mightily unimpressed. And, if you were to eyeball the offerings of the conservative commentariat – and, inter alia, conservative commenters online – you’ll see she is not alone. They went bananas about something that seemed quite innocent.
I have pondered all this, and come up with a theory. Here it is: conservatives know that Justin Trudeau is arguably the best retail politician Canada has had since my former boss, Jean Chretien. When it comes to glad-handing and baby-balancing, Trudeau is without equal. When you think about it, you might agree that there isn’t an elected politician alive who is as good at this mano-a-mano stuff as Justin Trudeau.
Now, of course, he overdoes it sometimes. His Superman stunt on Halloween was, as Mashable noted, “a little bit too self-aware.” Sniffed Mashable’s guy: “Trudeau is clearly fishing for more media attention, a tactic his administration has used for some time now. While Trudeau may be the darling politician to some, his obvious PR moves are getting old real quick.”
Maybe. Perhaps.
But if we’re being fair, we have to acknowledge that every politician, everywhere, fishes for media attention. They all do stunts. The aforementioned Chretien, for instance, rode on scooters and water skis. Trudeau’s Dad did pirouettes. Bill Clinton donned sunglasses and played the saxophone. Barack Obama went kitesurfing, mugged with countless kids, and openly loved his wife.
Wait: that’s not “every politician.” That’s just progressive politicians.
And therein lies the best explanation for Alise’s pique: conservative partisans detest Justin Trudeau because he (like Messrs. Chretien, Clinton, Obama, et al.) is really good at visuals. And conservative politicians generally aren’t.
Stephen Harper at the Calgary Stampede, dressed up like a wretched Woody in Toy Story. Robert Stanfield famously fumbling a football. Joe Clark losing his luggage and walking into a soldier’s bayonet. And Blandy Scheer, who just last week released a commercial – innovatively titled “I’m Andrew Scheer” – that was so bad, and so fundamentally weird, you half expect David Lynch to appear in it, too, holding an owl and a log and talking backwards.
Conservatives aren’t very good at photo ops. They just aren’t. Watch Donald Trump, the Mango Mussolini, the next time he is compelled to shake someone’s extended hand in the Rose Garden. He usually looks at it like it is a wet dog turd – or, conversely, he latches onto it like a barnacle on the underside of a barge. It makes for fun television.
Conservatives, in their tiny black hearts, know this about themselves. Distilled down to its base elements, their ideology is misanthropy. So, they avoid interactions with other humans wherever and whenever possible.
Trudeau, meanwhile, doesn’t. It’s the one thing he’s really good at.
And that’s why conservatives hate him when he does selfies and baby-balancing and cheery photo ops.
They wish they could do that stuff, too, and they’re jealous.
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That headline isn’t clickbait. It’s the truth.
This revelation first came out about seven years ago, but I missed it. In the wake of Manson’s (deserved, overdue) death, it has come out again: Henry Rollins produced an album with Charles Manson.
In the punk scene, there were always some idiots around who idolized murderers. Sid Vicious, for example, stabbed his girlfriend to death, but he still has a big following. The Subhumans’ Gerry Useless served time for being part of a gang that bombed people, but some punks think that’s a-okay. And don’t get me started on the punks – like Johnny Rotten – who thought it was fine to wear swastikas, the very symbol of mass murder.
As the guy who first brought (pre-Rollins) Black Flag to Calgary, I cannot tell you how disappointed and revulsed I am by the news that Henry Rollins – someone I always considered thoughtful – would collaborate on anything with Charles Manson. But he did.
As I always tell my kids: never have heroes. They always fucking let you down.
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The Sun: “It’s fiction, but there’s plenty of truth running throughout.”
One of the gems arising out of yesterday’s events. Reads like Breitbart/Rebel on steroids.
Welcome to our lives, etc.
BREAKING: James Sears and Leroy St. Germaine, the editor and publisher of the racist, homophobic, misogynistic, anti-Semitic rag Your Ward News, have been criminally charged – finally – for promoting hatred against women and Jews. They were charged just a few minutes ago at 55 Division in our Beach neighbourhood.
Below you will find the press release our group of citizens have issued. It’s taken a long time – too long – but we are relieved that this day has finally come.
Stay tuned for more details – and thanks to all who have offered their support.
The police just sent me this:
Between March 2015 and June 27, 2017, the Toronto Police Service and other GTA police services received numerous complaints regarding the content and distribution of a publication entitled “Your Ward News.”
These complaints were investigated by the TPS Intelligence Services Hate Crime Unit and the police services of the respective jurisdictions.
It is alleged that:
– two men published and disseminated a number of editions of “Your Ward News” that promoted hatred against members of the Jewish community and women
On Wednesday, November 15, 2017, James Nicholas Sears, 54, and Lawrence (Leroy) St. Germaine, 76, both of Toronto, were arrested.
They were each charged with:
1) Wilful promotion of hatred against an identifiable group, namely Jews,
2) Wilful promotion of hatred against an identifiable group, namely women
Toronto Police Service Corporate Communications will be publishing a News Release in relation to the arrests (http://www.torontopolice.on.ca/newsreleases/)
Thank you for your patience.
This ad is so bad, and so fundamentally weird, you half expect David Lynch to appear on one of the benches, holding an owl and a log.
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