“Quite a few of you have asked me this, and God knows why. But, no.
One, I’m too busy at work and with my kids.
Two, I don’t understand the Liberal party’s insistence on having conventions in the dead of winter, in the coldest parts of the country. It’s stupid.
Three, one of Trudeau’s senior advisers contacted a campaign with which I may or may not be associated, and suggested there would be…consequences. Apparently they were upset about the column I wrote about the move they made in the Senate. I am not making this up.
Good thing I don’t write a politics column in the biggest newspaper chain in the country, etc.”
I clicked on the little button, and voila! My own computer-generated movie. It picked the images all on its own, determined by what was clicked on the most, apparently.
What did it reveal about my Facebook friends? That they are all interested in Jean Chretien, a bit of punk rock, and they’re perverts.
Hayley Wickenheiser, Feist, Alison Redford, Danielle Smith, and a bunch of others. The men who went there? Aside from Tewksbury, Yip, and assorted athletes, not as notable.
On his last ever-show, Jay Leno goes out of his way to pay tribute to the Tonight Show’s workers – and makes a point to say how he’s proud to have worked on a union-staffed show. Worth a watch.
The rule I have always followed is this: in any letter or email, the message being conveyed is always contained in the second-to-last paragraph. The first part is just throat-clearing and the end part is just sign-off.
So, too stories about polling, it seems. The way I read it, the Star has finally figured out it look’s like a horse’s ass pimping all those Forum “Research” polls – the accuracy of which are discussed here and here – and they’re now hedging their bets. Thus, the second-to-last paragraph:
“Like most polling firms, Forum uses a proprietary weighting formula, which has been shared with the Star, to more accurately reflect the broader electorate. Raw data from this poll will be housed in the Political Science Data Library at the University of Toronto.”
So, if you want to see how wildly they’re off this time, you’d better start your trek through the snow to U of T, you hear?
Anyway. After talking to various pollsters and politicos, your Free Warren Poll™ is this:
- The Wynne Liberals are in third place in North, Southwestern Ontario and Eastern Ontario, and have been for some time;
- The chances of the Hudak PCs losing Thornhill, when the Libs bizarrely called the by-election at the same Stephen Harper was in Israel, are somewhere between slim and none;
- The Board are doing to the Ontario Liberals what they did ten years ago to the federal Liberals;
- The Hudak PCs, like the Wynne Liberals, are now both attacking the Horwath NDP in paid and earned, which tells you all you need to know; and
- The Wynne Liberal pollster has told cabinet that all they can now hope to hold is fortress Toronto, but they can hold onto government, if they pick up a few GTA seats – which is more on crack that Rob Ford is.
This Free Warren Poll™ is completely 100 per cent accurate, 20 times out of 20. You’re welcome.
A month ago, I told you I had some great legal news, but my legal counsel – Brian Shiller, who hasn’t lost me one case yet – told me to be silent about it for a month. So, uncharacteristically, I have done so.
Thousands in donations were received from many of you, for which I am so grateful. After legal costs are paid out, I intend to donate the remainder to the Six Nations, who have opposed McHale’s “activism” for years.
And, for you to clip and save, here’s the dismissal order. Have a swell day, Gary!
Full disclosure: I practiced labour law, union side. I’ve represented plenty of unions over the years, radical and otherwise. So I have a tendency to think Hudak’s strategy – like his anti-foreigner strategy in 2011 – might work in a Southern U.S. state, but not ever in Ontario. It’s nuts.
He’s not the only one making a strategic error, however. The Ontario Liberals have been seeding revelations about Hudak’s misguided policy with the media for a few days, now. They assume that they alone are the natural beneficiary of the controversy.
They’re wrong. If the ballot question in this Spring’s provincial election becomes the role of organized labour in Ontario, the beneficiary will be Horwath’s NDP.
In two-party campaigns, effective attacks will usually suppress your opponent’s vote, and mobilize your own. But in a three-way race, think before you attack: the one who gains may not always be you.
The winding down of this fabled firm – where I was for a fun get-together just a couple weeks ago – is sad, but not unprecedented. Goodman and Carr went the same way, a few years ago, for a lot of the same reasons. Nothing lasts forever, including law firms.
The reasons, as I’ve posted in the past, are not unique to Heenan or Goodman. Big law firms are dying, much in the way that big media firms are – because of bad management decisions, because of resistance to change, and because of a total underestimation of the impact that the Internet would have on what they do. I left the day-to-day practice of law, in a law firm, a decade ago, and I haven’t regretted my decision once. Meanwhile, most lawyers I know, like most politicians I know, are totally miserable.
Oh, and my friend who had an office at Heenan’s in Ottawa? Don’t worry about him for one solitary minute. He has a name that is much, much bigger than any single law firm.