Everyday I love you less and less

Best video I’ve seen in 2010, hands down.  Best sample lyric of the Century, too: “Oh, and my parents love me.  And my girlfriend loves me.  They keep photos of me.  Na na na na.”


Cunning Sun huns

After word got out, yesterday, that I had become a freelance Sun columnist and prospective Sun TV pundit, there was much gnashing of garments and rending of teeth on both sides of the spectrum.  The right-wingers, committed free-speechers all, were enraged that a dissenting voice was being permitted a platform in a conservative paper.  And the lefties were apoplectic that I (or anyone) would pay the Sun chain any heed.

Sigh.

I thought this editorial, in the Calgary Sun, should therefore be read by both sides. In it, my hometown Sun heartily endorses the lefty mayoralty candidate over the two right-wing ones.  Perhaps it’s time to re-examine your biases, Righties and Lefties.

To wit: when media gets predictable, and represents only one side of the argument (cf. National Post), they don’t grow.  And then they start to lose their audience.


W@AL: Highly-scientific experiment at Ontario Liberal AGM

Yesterday, at the Ontario Liberals jam-packed AGM, I led three top-secret Scooby Doo sessions about oppo, quick response, war rooms and all that kind of stuff. It was a lot of fun. When I told them I was going to be writing for the Sun chain, a number of them immediately ran out of the room to cancel their subscriptions.

Anyhow, here’s the result when I did some name-association tests. These were all conducted in a highly-scientific manner, and are considered accurate, twenty times out of twenty.


Hudak hubris

I’m at the Ontario Liberal Convention to give a few presentations today. There are lots of Ontario Libs here.

Before I got started, I wanted to give you a gander at the kind of stuff the Hudak staffers are sending around to our guys, using taxpayer-subsidized hardware. Pretty cocky bunch, eh?

I’d watch that, if I were them.

From: Robertson, Ian [mailto:ian.robertson@pc.ola.org]
Sent: Friday, October 15, 2010 8:54 PM
To:
Subject: Re: RECORD REMINDER: HARRIS-HUDAK YEARS?

Are you trying out for a job with us once we make all of you unemployed?


MMM has momentum-mmm

Check it out. And if anyone can (and should) beat that awful Sandra Bussin, it’s Mary Margaret.

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MEDIA ADVISORY

Newstalk 1010 radio host and former provincial Progressive Conservative Party leader John Tory will be joining Mary-Margaret McMahon for a canvassing blitz.

WHEN: Saturday October 15th, 2010 at 9:30 am.

WHERE: Mary-Margaret McMahon Campaign headquarters at 2200 Gerrard St., East, just west of Main Street

Mr. Tory will be meeting with Mary-Margaret at the campaign headquarters at 9:30 am. The canvassing blitz in the neighbourhood will follow at 10am.

For more information contact:

Desmond Brown
416 568 1242
des@desmondbrown.ca

For more information about Mary-Margaret McMahon visit
www.mcmahoncan.ca


Friday morning bits and pieces

  • Power and Politics: Was on Evan’s show last night, in the dark, to jaw about the U.N. Security Council cock-up and Khadr.  The clip is at the 1:45 mark or something.  Above: a snap of me playing traffic cop for Monte and Karl, and failing.
  • Bullshit alert: Nobody is “pondering” leadership, anywhere, in any way.  What a load of bollocks.  Does this guy ever have a source that is on the record?
  • The biggest PMO comms fumble yet: L. Ian MacDonald kicks the living beejesus out of the Reformatory [oxymoron alert – ed.] brain trust for the “blame Iggy” strategy: To make a complete botch of the day, the damage control strategy of the Prime Minister’s Office was to blame the failure of the UN bid on Michael Ignatieff’s comments that Canada didn’t deserve a seat on the Security Council…This is the most idiotic communications strategy yet devised by this PMO, and that’s saying something.” Ouch.  My Twitter take, that day, was that Ignatieff was clearly also to blame for the deficit, H1N1, my daughter not getting a pony for her birthday, and Justin Bieber.
  • The Toronto Clowns’ Office?: The Toronto Crown Attorneys’ Office refused to even look at the mountains of animal-cruelty evidence in the Toronto Humane Society scandal, and dropped all charges without an explanation.  They are prosecuting Chinatown hero David Chen for no reason, and against all commons sense.  And now they are blithely dropping hundreds of G20-related charges, thereby validating the view that they were indeed complicit in suppressing civil liberties during the Summit.  That office needs a shake-up, big time.  They have become a nation-wide embarrassment.
  • Saint/Brother Andre: If you look way, way up on one of the walls at St. Joseph’s Oratory in Montreal, you’ll see crutches that had been used by my great-grandmother, and which were abandoned by her because – she said – Brother Andre cured her.  My Dad, ever the scientist, always had a bit of an arched eyebrow about that one.  That aside, Brother Andre is getting his due this weekend.  My great-Nanny is no doubt pleased.