Appropos of nothing, here is my new look (updated)

Comments are welcome.

UPDATE: For the literally thousands of commenters who have contacted me about this important posting, here are the key fashion facts about the above photo:

  • It was taken on Mother’s Beach in Kennebunk, Maine, just before Hurricane Irene hit
  • The patch is His Imperial Majesty Haile Selassie, purchased in Jamaica
  • The hat is from the only and only golf club I ever belonged to, Larrimac in Chelsea, P.Q.
  • The T-shirt is a Pennywise tour shirt
  • The jean jacket was purchased many decades ago, and is hated by every woman I have ever known, and which I will therefore be buried in
  • The edgy new glasses are actually 3D glasses – lenses popped out by my son – purchased at a showing of Captain America, which totally sucked
  • The scar on my lip is from a long-ago bar fight in Calgary, which I lost
  • You’re welcome