Musings —09.28.2010 08:41 AM—
For immediate release
September 28, 2010
KINSELLA MAKES IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT
TORONTO – Toronto lawyer and consultant Warren Kinsella today announced that he is making an important announcement about something.
Responding to weeks of speculation and an outpouring of concern, Kinsella said that he could not delay announcing his plans any further.
“Look, I can’t hide from the facts,” said Kinsella. “At the start of August, I was up at the lake with the kids and wrestling them on Splash Island, a water trampoline kind of thing, and something went wrong.
“I was winning the King of Splash Island fight, that’s for sure, but I’m pretty sure I fractured my index finger. I’ve tried to ignore it, and hope that it gets better, but the damn thing hurts like a bastard.”
Kinsella added that he will bow to weeks of pressure from loved ones, and get the damaged digit X-rayed this morning. He will not be taking calls from the media, or speculate about what this means for his finger’s immediate future.
“I want to thank the media and the public for allowing my finger, and my other fingers, to focus on healing and closure at this time. I only ask that we be granted privacy to be together at this challenging time. Thank you.”
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