03.02.2012 07:47 AM

Life is full of challenges

A black cat just crossed my path. Being a descendant of a superstitious, backward people, this immediately terrified me.

I considered backing up down the street, but this would have meant slamming into at least two cars behind me. I therefore cast an ancient Gaelic curse (“Dóite agus loisceadh ort!”) on them, and deflected the black cat bad luck.

The day thus repaired, I carried on merrily.

14 Comments

  1. Pat says:

    I’d like to know what this ancient Gaelic curse was…

  2. David_M says:

    And how did you like the smell of burning cat fur?

  3. kre8tv says:

    Waaaait a minute. If you deflect a curse, aren’y you letting some other poor joe from Palookaville take the hit? That’s bad karma.

  4. frmr disgruntled Con now Happy Lib says:

    sorry….couldnt resist……http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YxpDEpngko

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