Musings —08.14.2012 04:05 PM—
Dear Toronto Police Service:
Warren here. Now that you have changed the law to protect the mayor of Toronto, I figured I’d drop you a line.
This story, you see, has pissed me (and plenty of others) right off. Rob Ford clearly broke the law. Everyone knows it. You should, too.
You guys aren’t allowed to pick and choose which laws apply to which people. It’s supposed to be, you know, one law for everyone. Remember that? Anyway, the next time you pull over someone for distracted or careless driving, me and my lawyer friends plan to make use of the heretofore-unknown Rob Ford Exemption. Worked for him, so it’ll work for us.
Oh, and here’s the law, which you apparently no longer enforce. Thanks for the head’s up.