08.13.2012 09:29 AM

Paul Ryan caption contest

37 Comments

  1. Oh no! They’ll all find out about me and Billy!

  2. Ronald O'Dowd says:

    Warren,

    Quite obviously, the “next” President of the United States! (Quickly followed by that look of buyer’s remorse…)

  3. Kevin T. says:

    Oh shit, does that mean I have to vote for Romney too?

  4. WDM says:

    I can’t believe my daughter asked whether the government should help pay for her grandmother’s surgery

  5. Kelly Oh says:

    “Get it together Ryan. Obamacare not Romneycare. Obamacare not Romneycare.”

  6. que sera sera says:

    Jesus wept.

  7. Rob C says:

    Oh no!!! Romney just told me no more room to sit on the campaign bus, I have travel with the family dog on top! That didn’t work out to well last time!

  8. dave says:

    Ah, geez, Mitt, No! Don’t call me ‘game changer.

  9. Domenico says:

    What the hell was I thinking with that budget.

  10. Rod says:

    Tom Clancy prophesy #4. A guy named Ryan becomes VP. Then, during the state of the union address a 747 crashes into…

  11. “Jeez I think I missed a syllable when they asked if a MorMon could be president!”

  12. deepfish says:

    “If I hold my nose just so, the combined reek of Gecko/Galt is not so overpowering. I think I can do this – now how to go through the next 86 days with my hand like this?”

  13. Nestor Daza says:

    Shit, I’m 2012’s Sarah Palin

  14. Michael S says:

    “Do I really have to arm-wrestle Joe Biden?”

  15. billg says:

    “We were just joking Dad….SFH isnt opening for Justin Beiber”

  16. wsam says:

    Who farted?

  17. Peter says:

    Do I just keep quiet or do I tell Mitt now that I forgot to carry the one in my budget defcit calculation?

  18. GFMD says:

    The budget plan was a JOKE, Mitt, a JOKE.

  19. Philip says:

    OMFG! I smell poverty and desperation, who let the working stiff in? Security!!

  20. Tom says:

    They just found out I collected government assistance, damn that was fast.

  21. Dan says:

    (Ryan finally realizes that Mitt Romney is secretly a Democratic Party mole, and that Romney picked him so that the GOP would experience their biggest loss since Barry Goldwater.)

  22. Bruce says:

    Ohh Geez…does this mean that I have to debate with that moron Joe Biden?

  23. Helmut-Harry Loewen says:

    There’s Daddy, doing his John Boehner impression.

  24. kre8tv says:

    Having sat though the film adaptation of Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged the night before, Ryan has since been afflicted by the urge to poke out his eyes.

  25. deb says:

    how am I going to work with this man for the next few months ( and perhaps four years) well, on the brightside I get free psychotherapy with my govt healthcare:P

  26. I voted for TARP and against the Automotive bail-out.
    God, give thy faithful servants a way to implement Voter ID Laws.

    Gov. Romney invented the model for Obamacare and his flip-flopping is public record.
    God, give thy faithful servants a new kind of Etch-a-Sketch moment.

    I said yes to the Bush Tax Cuts, two wars and a Prescription health plan without a way to fund any of it.
    God, give thy faithful servants a big, big distraction.

    Pres. Obama has overwhelming leads with Black, Hispanic and Women voters.
    God, we’re screwed.

  27. David_M says:

    “Oh no, not THAT restaurant”

  28. John says:

    The girls love it when Daddy cries. The boys… not so much.

  29. Sean says:

    …in three months we can start pretending this campaign never happened.

  30. Ted B says:

    Girl: Dad, I can still see your nose growing.

  31. Marc-André Chiasson says:

    Don’t worry kids, it’s gonna be ok. I’m sure Daddy must know what he’s doing.

  32. RF Smith says:

    Thank you God – I feel humbled to be given this opportunity to try to save this country from finanacial ruin.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *


*