09.16.2016 11:52 AM

BREAKING: Trump admits world is flat! Also, he’s still an asshole!

Now that Trump has admitted the truth about Obama – and given the reaction I’m getting to his whiplash-inducing flip flop – it’s time to sing along with your favourite tune about the sausage-fingered, sphincter-mouthed combover!


  1. Steve says:

    You mean round?

  2. monkey says:

    It looks like Denis Leary and James Corden also have their own Trump is an asshole version although it’s based on Denis Leary’s I’m an asshole https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYoJE7jNgYU . I actually think calling Trump is an asshole is too kind when you consider all the awful things he has said.

  3. Matt says:

    Given he finally acknowledged/admitted a fact people already know to be true, i.e Obama was in fact born in the USA, shouldn’t the headline read Trump admits the world is round? Because everyone already knows the world is round.

  4. Ron says:

    Trump for Emperor ! President only works if you can work within the Constitution.

    Off with their heads would be so much easier.

    A President Trump’s head would explode from to much input overload in days, if not hours.

  5. dave constable says:

    I got the idea today that the Clinton campaign figured that Trump’s birther admission was fodder for them, until Trump said that the Clinton 2008 campaign started the whole birther thing. Then the Clinton bunch, and their media pals, went nuts.

  6. Charlie says:

    I’m a fan of Donald Trump.

    I like that he’s able to make absurdly false and mendacious comments, then make a 180 degree turn and say the diametrically opposite thing as if suggesting anything else would be ridiculous.

    I also like that he’s able to acutely exacerbate the absolute worst xenophobic sentiments with inflammatory comments and then pretend like he doesn’t even know what racism is.

    It takes a lot of balls to be professional shit-stirrer that deliberately encourages the dumbest possible segment of western civilization to abandon any logical reasoning whatsoever.

    A man like this only comes every 80-odd years with some form of ridiculous looking hair.

  7. James Smith says:

    I wonder if this person will now confirm what I hear a lot of people, not me, but I hear a lot of peoples saying that he’s actually in debt and not a real billionaire?

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