Appropos of nothing, here’s the boys cranking up ‘Liar.’  Age becomes them.

Comments (1)

My friend Stefan is quite the Twitterer.  It’s interesting.

• October 3, 2010: “Rossi can’t read a simple spreadsheet. Can’t add.”
• October 1, 2010: Rossi “resorts to outright lies in a bid to score cheap shot.”
• September 15, 2010: Rossi’s political plan is “so unrealistic it seems more a hallucination than a workable vision.”
• September 15, 2010: Rossi’s plans are “back-of-the-napkin electioneering bumpf.”
• September 14, 2010: “Team Rossi continues to defend the indefensible.”
• September 14, 2010: “Rossi’s latest gasping bid to gain attention, mired in fourth place and bordering on irrelevance.”
• September 13, 2010: “Is Rossi running for Mayor of Toronto or Mayor of Fantasy Island?”
• September 7, 2010: “Is politics too serious a matter to be left to career backroom political hacks and former party presidents? Oh wait…”
• August 30, 2010: Rossi’s ideas are “Reform-inspired.”

The Internet sure is neat!

Comments (17)

I never called him a lying, duplicitous, good-for-nothing scumbag, who this morning has continued a failed political “career” marked by bizarre and erratic behaviour. I never said that.

I did, however, receive lots and lots of emails from Liberals. Some of them have passed along examples of what Benedict Baldy used to say about Conservatives. A sampling is below.

Have fun, Timmy!  We certainly will!

• Rocco Rossi, June 1, 2009: “Following a week of bad news for Stephen Harper’s Conservatives, today it gets even worse. His one hope to divert attention away from his government’s incompetence—the personal attack ads against Michael Ignatieff—can be completely neutralized. We need your help to do it, it doesn’t take much effort and it won’t cost you a penny.”
• Rocco Rossi, February 23, 2009: “The greatest strength of the Liberal Party has always been the people who come together under its banner.”
• Rocco Rossi, March 2, 2009: “With this Conservative government, old habits die hard. Stephen Harper is back on familiar ground and announcing new attack ads aimed at the Liberal Leader while the economy slips farther into recession. At a time when Canadians are worried about their jobs, their pensions and about putting their kids through school, the Conservatives are back with their old tricks in order to divert our attention from rising unemployment rates and the highest rate of job losses on record.”
• Rocco Rossi, September 16, 2009: [Email to me, in which he urges dirty tricks against a Conservative Party communications effort] “Would be good to mock or mess up in some way.”
• Rocco Rossi, August 25, 2009: [Email to me, in which he suggests Jack Layton performs sexual favours for Stephen Harper] “Jackie wants to be a political star, so he goes in the backseat of Stephen’s car…suckin on…”
• Rocco Rossi, August 12, 2009: [Email to me and an OLO official, urging a smear campaign against one of his political enemies.] “Might want to have a boo at it by someone who speaks good French.  Exotic dancers, visas, passports, false documentation.  A little smear stuff…but with the addition of terrorist overtones…..Might just be a crazy woman, but stuff have been spun out of worse.”

…meanwhile, he’s got lunatics over on Small Dead Animals defending his honour. Perhaps we’ll hear from him next time Kate mocks the Holocaust.

Comments (52)

As you likely know by now, the CRTC has decided to give in to the cable monopolies – and jack up Internet rates. It’s anti-competitive, it’s anti-common sense, and it will cost you and I – and the “employers” the Reformatories profess to support – a lot more. Unless Tony Clement fixes it, it is going to be an election issue.  Guaranteed.

What to do?

You can make a complaint to the CRTC here.

All of the contact information for Tony Clement is here.

The petition containing tens of thousands of names can be signed here.

Bottom line?  The Reformatories claim employers need a break.  In reality, they only want to give big corporations a break – and they want you and I to pay for it.

Comments (19)

A few years ago, during a wonderful trip to Israel, I asked a local if he was looking forward to the happy day when the much-despised PLO leader, Yasser Arafat, would be no more.

My Israeli acquaintance shrugged, seemingly indifferent.

“Here, you have to be careful what you wish for,” he said. “The next guy could be way worse.”

Comments (9)

Dear God:

So, there I was, heading to work out at the little gym in my condo building, and one of the concierge people – the nice one, the only one I like – approached me.  He told me there had been a “complaint” about me.

I listened.

I don’t want to give away the ending, Almighty Person, but this is one of those times that I am pleading with You (begging, actually) that the complaint goes ahead.  Please, God. Please.

I don’t know if it will.  The fact that I burst out laughing, and insisted that the Nice Concierge take all of my contact information so that the complainants may more readily find me, may have suggested to him that further official action is inadvisable at this time.  You already know what will happen, natch, but you aren’t talking.

Being my Creator, you also know that I live for moments like this. You made me, after all: you know that I regard peacetime as indescribably dull.  As one of my lawyer friends (whose identity you know) explained to another lawyer friend (ditto) one night:  “Warren doesn’t sue because his feelings are hurt.  He doesn’t have feelings.  He sues because he enjoys it. It’s his entertainment.”*

But I digress, Lord.  This is all I am asking for, Yahweh.  Please give me this, just this, and I’ll be super-good, and for the foreseeable future, too.  Or next month, whichever comes first.

Yours faithfully,

Warren

* Okay, fine, it was BFF Brian Shiller talking to BFF David Shiller.  Way to wreck part of the story. W/e.

Comments (8)

Ontario PC Leader Tim Hudak to Make an Important Election Announcement

For immediate release:

Ontario PC Leader Tim Hudak will hold a media availability and photo opportunity for an important election announcement.

Who:              Tim Hudak, Ontario PC Leader
Date:              Tuesday, February 1, 2011
Time:              Media availability and photo opportunity:  10:00 AM
Location:        Queen’s Park, South entrance on the lawn

***

SW Ontario bracing for Blizzocaplypse Now

Wiarton Willy may have trouble seeing his shadow tomorrow as southwestern Ontario braces for Blizzocalypse — a storm Environment Canada has called “dangerous” with near blizzard-like conditions and heavy snowfall.

At 11 a.m. Monday, the weather office issued a winter storm warning cautioning that between 20-30 centimetres of snow was expected to fall between Tuesday and Wednesday afternoons, with the possibility of winds gusting up to 60 km-h.

“This storm has the potential to create near-paralyzing conditions,” the notice read. “Environment Canada continues to monitor this dangerous winter storm.”

Comments (2)

Watch this:

Then read this.

Comments (6)

Ontario PC leader packs in the supporters in the GTA.

Comments (4)

…I don’t know about you, but I sure wish my Christmas holiday extended until February 1.

Comments (4)