Musings —11.20.2010 03:08 PM—
The news that the Raptors have decided to trade Jarrett Jack has sent me off the deep end. Officially. I cannot believe the stupidity of Raptor managment – or their ownership.
I’m a season ticket-holder, and I’ve had it.
As such, I have written (while at my sons’ back-to-back hockey games, fittingly) the following three-chord ranter, which will clock in at about a minute. It’ll be on the next SFH record, if we can fit it in. In Toronto and environs, I predict it’ll be a huge hit.
Sing along – I know you want to.
MAPLE LEAF DORKS
I hate Maple Leaf Sports
The place is run by dorks
They make lotsa dough
But all three teams, they blow
Raptors – stink!
TFC – stinkier!
Leafs – stinkiest!
Maple Leaf Sports think its funny
To steal all of your hard-earned money
They won’t think it’s so great
When we burn them at the stake