02.23.2011 11:27 PM

Balls, blue

Oh, snap! Heh.


  1. Curtis in Calgary says:


  2. Winston Higgs says:

    You know, it does look better with blue lettering…like it was almost meant to be. Perhaps a Blue Man Group patina covering our follically-challenged friend would add to the mystique.

    However, my esteemed punk-rock solicitor, I am worried about you. This fixation on Rocco (Fix Anything) Rossi is borderline fanatical. We know he trolley-tracked you pretty good, but I keep having this vision of you boiling a rabbit in his kitchen and then being led out in white, long-sleeved dinner jacket by some strapping lads from the Cookie Factory. What’s wrong with a good ol’ fashioned Mennonite shunning? Karma is a bitch and I have this feeling thousands of Karmas will be voting down his ass this fall. I am not a doctor, and I don’t play one on TV, but I recommend one aspirin and some quiet time with The Velveteen Rabbit (stay away from the kitchen)…or Jim Beam, your choice.

    Yer welcome

  3. MCBellecourt says:

    OMG, it’s a good thing I wasn’t taking a sip of my coffee when I opened this page.

    Toooo funny!! Thanks for the laugh, W. K.!

  4. V. Malaise says:

    I’m just a dumb Calgarian, but I really don’t understand why this part of cyberspace is beating up on Rossi so frequently. From what I’ve read about him, his public service record is unassailable. e.g. His work as CEO of Heart and Stroke Foundation. We could use a few more publically-spirited citizens like him him in Cowtown.

    • Warren says:

      He’s all yours. He’ll be wearing a too-small Howdy Doody stetson within ten minutes of arrival, claiming that he was one of the guys who invented the Reform movement.

  5. allegra fortissima says:

    “… black Irish and therefore relentless and vengeful.” 🙂

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