— Musings —11.16.2011 09:19 AM
Our alien overlords, chillin’
The good news, I suppose, is that they closely resemble asparagus and a tasty roast.
The bad news is that E.T. tried to call home, but someone trapped him a Tupperware container.
— Musings —11.16.2011 09:19 AM
The good news, I suppose, is that they closely resemble asparagus and a tasty roast.
The bad news is that E.T. tried to call home, but someone trapped him a Tupperware container.
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Looks like an old rotting turnip. Somebody needs to clean their fridge.
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He kinda looks like Rigel from Farscape.
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“I, for one, welcome our new insect (in this case, alien) overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.”
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Hmmm. Well, if push comes to shove, so to speak, then I think we can kick their asses (if they have asses … ) because we would rain down a continuous barrage of left hooks and left crosses that they could not hope to repel, what with being saddled with only one skinny little left arm and all …
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You’d still want to finish ’em off with a double tap, just to be sure. After all, at this early stage, the full extent of their powers is not known.
I mean, consider the first Alien movie. Everyone one thought the threat had passed, and next thing you know, that thing is bursting out of John Hurt’s stomach.