— Musings —11.16.2011 09:19 AM
Our alien overlords, chillin’
The good news, I suppose, is that they closely resemble asparagus and a tasty roast.
The bad news is that E.T. tried to call home, but someone trapped him a Tupperware container.
— Musings —11.16.2011 09:19 AM
The good news, I suppose, is that they closely resemble asparagus and a tasty roast.
The bad news is that E.T. tried to call home, but someone trapped him a Tupperware container.
Looks like an old rotting turnip. Somebody needs to clean their fridge.
He kinda looks like Rigel from Farscape.
“I, for one, welcome our new insect (in this case, alien) overlords. I’d like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.”
Hmmm. Well, if push comes to shove, so to speak, then I think we can kick their asses (if they have asses … ) because we would rain down a continuous barrage of left hooks and left crosses that they could not hope to repel, what with being saddled with only one skinny little left arm and all …
You’d still want to finish ’em off with a double tap, just to be sure. After all, at this early stage, the full extent of their powers is not known.
I mean, consider the first Alien movie. Everyone one thought the threat had passed, and next thing you know, that thing is bursting out of John Hurt’s stomach.