06.08.2012 08:05 AM

BREAKING: True Stupid Blogger© report! Must credit wk.com!

TORONTO – “So I was turning off Avenue onto Cumberland to park, and a guy stepped right out in front of my car!

It was Bob Rae, alone. Swear to God.”

Mr. Kinsella wishes to stress that he braked. We repeat, he braked.

That is all.

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9 Comments

  1. Greg says:

    Here’s the re-enactment of how it really went down:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7k7DWeR1hfY

  2. Ryan says:

    How do we put this… you zigged when you should have zagged…

  3. JamesHalifax says:

    “bob rae was alone”…

    In other words, he was with his Ontario supporters.

      • Philip says:

        Would you brake for Dean Del Mastro?

        I would. I feel sorry for him now, all that running around trying to find someone who can age receipts 4 years. It can’t be good for him, all that looking over his shoulder.

        • JamesHalifax says:

          I’d break for Dean….

          Bob would most likely leave a little greasy spot on the bumper, maybe chip the paint.

          If you hit Dean (he’s a little more substantial)….you’d have to go to Peterborough to buy a new car from Dean’s brother.

          (please..no fatties complain to the HRC)

  4. Mr. Murdoch esq. says:

    God man, a chance like that comes once in a life time and you blew it! 🙂

  5. Chubsy Ubsy says:

    I’m thinking more about this scene, Greg:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DGu5X3Dy0I

    There’s even a mention of “Daisy”. 🙂

  6. james curran says:

    He took the day off from rebuilding the party?

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