Musings —06.17.2012 10:51 AM
—Near Hope, B.C., on way to Kinsellabration
Son Three: Dad, is Mountain Dew a spermicide?
Me: What? [Pause.] Ask your mother.
Musings —06.17.2012 10:51 AM
—Son Three: Dad, is Mountain Dew a spermicide?
Me: What? [Pause.] Ask your mother.
What? Where did that come from? I think I know the kids, but, er, no, I guess I don’t.
I dont wanna ask what your son thought about Spuzzum, BC……safe journey, Mr. Kinsella…….
Entirely acceptable answers. Happy Father’s Day.
Hard as it will be for you to say this, I believe the correct answer is “No. Always use condoms.”
Good to hear your in Western Canada, I hope you enjoy yourself. You should come to Calgary and see the sights. You should also know that you have a lot of fans and supporters in Calgary as I’m sure you’re aware. We’re not as Conservative or as far right as some back east would have others believe. Keep up the great work.
http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/fooddrink/a/mountain_dew.htm
I’m a white supremacist and ugly as a dog’s ass.