— Musings —08.30.2012 07:13 AM
Ford Follies, a continuing series
The best part is the accompanying photo. Caption contest!
— Musings —08.30.2012 07:13 AM
The best part is the accompanying photo. Caption contest!
Every time I see a Rob Ford story, I feel like walking to City Hall and giving Jim Watson a hug.
I’m in on that hug
Caption – Animal rights activists arrive at Marineland just in time to see the worst abuse of a the endangered Toronto Sliding Walrus. D’oh Janet you did it again….wrong clip.
‘I’m stuck! I’M STUCK!!! Stop laughing and help me for F*~%’s Sake!’
You’re looking at a picture of a man who has nothing to lose.
He has something to lose, from that picture.
Awesome.
Ha! First true LOL of the day :^)
At this point I just want the train wreck to stop. Not long ago I was visiting some friends who live in Camrose who like many in that neck of the woods are true blue on the conservative side. After the ‘What the heck were you guys thinking?’ conversation about our Mayor one made a pretty good point. The guy is actually bad for all Conservatives because he actually IS the stereotypes they want to avoid Ie. Stupid, selfish, detached, bigoted, homophobic, self-aggrandizing etc. He went on to say the best thing that could happen is if all the Cons here and elsewhere just disavowed him totally. Not a bad point.
But apparently good buds with our PM.
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/toronto/gone-fishin-ford-and-harpers-harrington-lake-trip/article4506659/
Yeah… I know.
Mayor Rob Ford came back from his cottage for Slide Week.
“So that’s how sausage is made.”
Winner!
I love that he is spiralling downward on a twisted blue slide with an idiotic grin, as if he has no idea the twisted blue slide leads to nowhere. My caption “Call 911!”
Amazing.
I am sorry:
“Rob Ford tries out for the newly open positions at Marine Land”
Mayor counters charges of absenteeism and shirking his duties by launching new Stress Test Initiative to ensure safety of all city playground equipment
Kids …Step away from the large wild animal, back away slowly and dont give him any eye contact! He will move on once he knows you aren’t food.
Captions:
Only Rob Ford visits a playground to find a wedge issue.
After declaring slides radically progressive, Mayor Ford invents a new playground apparatus called a ‘stick’.
“You don’t play well. That wasn’t meant for you. You’re going to ruin it for our kids. Get out.” What Rob Ford hears all day, every day, everywhere.
Correction: It should be “wedgie” issue.
Caption: (obvious but how could it be otherwise?)
“Oh Shit!”
“Mayor Ford rides along as the Tory Fiscal Auger ™ digs the economy a deeper hole”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMfkVGCU_NA
Let me try this again. Cut and paste is harder than it looks. Sorry for dead link…but this is what I heard when looking at the Ford pic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMfkVGCU_BA
“To the people who say I’ve put Toronto on a’ downward-spiral’, I say”….weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee