— Musings —01.12.2013 02:50 PM
Smelly
Oh my Lord, this is the best story ever. And I can’t believe the Post used that word in a headline!
It all reminds me of that old adage of James V.: “Every guy loves the smell of his own farts.”
— Musings —01.12.2013 02:50 PM
Oh my Lord, this is the best story ever. And I can’t believe the Post used that word in a headline!
It all reminds me of that old adage of James V.: “Every guy loves the smell of his own farts.”
admonished for farting too much and this appeared on “the smoking gun” web site? surely you jest sir 🙂
Perhaps the man should have taken a lesson from George Carlin…..with your kind permission…….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCtiQTQQ7QA&feature=endscreen&NR=1
Pat ‘n’ Mike were in a foreign city on shore leave, when they decided to go bar-hopping along the strip. After a few here and a few there, they decided to visit the local bordello.
Both men were very drunk, and when the madam opened the door, she realized she had two drunk customers and only one lady left. So she picked out the drunkest one, Mike, and assigned him a life-sized inflatable doll after Pat went upstairs with the lady.
The night wore on…next morning the two were nursing their hangovers over a coffee. Mike says to Pat, “Say, how was your night?”
Pat replied, “Just wonderful! She was lively, vivacious and we had a fabulous evening! How about you? You don’t look so good.”
To which Mike replied, “Uhh, I dunno…she was quiet, reeeeaaaallll quiet, real pretty though…but then when I leaned over to nibble on her ear, she farted and flew out the window!”
i am still laughing after reading the NP story, and watching the George Carlin video. i can’t explain why this particular medical condition is funny…the perpetrator probably is uncomfortable. A classic SNL skit had Casanova wooing women in a hot tub…until the bubbles started.