— Musings —01.31.2013 10:33 AM
Tweet this. Or, not.
I’m sorry, but the otherwise-intelligent people losing their shit over Twitter having a service interruption is beyond comedic. What did they do before it was invented?
More salient: what will they do when the Zombie Apocalypse™ begins, and their spiffy new Blackberry Z10 social media platform won’t halt an onslaught of the undead?
More salient: what will they do when the Zombie Apocalypse™ begins, and their spiffy new Blackberry Z10 social media platform won’t halt an onslaught of the undead?
That’s what apps are for.
http://www.tuaw.com/2011/10/28/5-apps-for-the-zombie-apocalypse/
I hear if you retweet 100 times and it is retweeted by 100 people – a kid with bad skin in Kitchener gets a visit from Jessica Simpson.
That is the best comment so far this year.
Twitter (now with the latest toy, Vine) is the new Soma, although the real stuff was supposedly non-addictive.
I’m sure you’ve come across the wonders of McSweeneys
But for your short form literature reading pleasure
and sense of what twitter may accomplish
when yer in dire straits n up the creek
we give you ….
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-mostdangerousgame
Zombies feed on healthy brains. Our glorious leader King Steven the ridiculous has unwittingly put into place some protective measures from zombies in Canada. By masking the sound of healthy Canadian brains with the constant sycophantic din and indecipherable gibberish of reform party attack parrots the zombies will assume there are no healthy brains to be eaten here.
I never thought I’d say this, but I miss the subtle nuance of Air Farce’s political humour.
We tried to warn, cajole, plead, and reason with you, but you wouldn’t listen and went to press with your “make-up” diatribe. Now, you see the cunning and professionalism of the CPC:
http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/01/31/finance-minister-jim-flaherty-goes-public-with-his-battle-with-rare-skin-disease/
Before you attack, we urge you to consider a wide range of possible counter-attacks. This is PR 101.
Your friend,
the small l liberal whip
Ah, but *you’re* different, right m’lord?
My son’s laptop just crashed and will be at the doctor’s for a week. He admits he feels like he is marooned on a deserted island.