— Musings —01.18.2013 08:52 AM
We get letters
From “John Hanus,” whose name is perhaps unfairly misinterpreted as “Anus.”
From: Johnmarymac@rogers.com
Subject: Your time has come
Date: Fri, 18 Jan 2013 08:50:47 -0500
To: Warren.Kinsella@sunmedia.ca
You will be exposed…GOOD BYE KINSELLA…YOU FUCKED UP…and we’re pissed off.
Seems like a pretty clear threat from a nutter – I hope that you have already contacted the police.
Is that the royal “we’re”? Or does this mean he actually has friends?
No friends, but several voices in his head.
What do I have to do to get my hate mail published on Warren’s blog?
Act like a ‘Hanus,’ a real heinous Hanus.
multiple spelling errors, vague threats, bizarre capitalization, and oddly put together phrases that read like insults are all compulsory. You will be helped by writing with a rambling tone with disjointed thoughts, delusions of grandeur, and, like this person, references to a ‘we’ or ‘us’ in order to give perceived weight to your threats.
mene mene tarkel upyorz
If it’s the same guy, he says he likes Wesco Boots and Bubba-Q Barbecue on a certain large social network. Sounds about right, doesn’t it? Only thing missing is some tobacco chew and a beer brand and he’d be the perfect stereotype of a mouth-breather.
What is his problem? Do they not realize how easy it is to find out who they are? The RCMP should be able to find this nutbar within hours, if asked.
Actually within minutes
Not that there is ever a reason to link to this or ever read a comments section anywhere ever as it really makes one concerned for the fate of us all… but: http://blazingcatfur.blogspot.ca/2013/01/shocka-chris-spence-phd-dissertation.html I believe the John with the enlightened comments there may be your guy. Classy individual. It must be a sad existence to see a conspiracy in everything and posses that level of anger in life.
His real name is apparently John Hanuseh
Here is his FB profile
https://www.facebook.com/john.hanuseh
It says that he likes Wesco Boots and Bubba-Q Barbecue. Geez, what do you think are the odds
that he is a highly assimilated, unilingual, unhyphenated, North American born and bred, propertied,
suburban/rural, pickup truck owning, tax hating, gun loving, ruggedly individualistic, highly competitive,
jockish, ANGRY WHITE MALE of original Northern European ancestry and Protestant confession?!.
Nurie is that you?
Ha! It IS Nurie (formally “Trevor”). Good call. He/she/it forgot to use the word “mangiacake”. Disappointing.
Apparently, his real name is JOHN HANUSEH
Here is his FB account
https://www.facebook.com/john.hanuseh
It sounds like a threat to me. I would contact the police if
I were you Warren.
I wonder what set him off…was it the time that warren laughed at him in hs…and he and his special contingent have been gathering information, stalking warren, biding their time (I put plural because I dont know of the effective way to address a gang of voices from one person).
or did he just read last weeks column and spend this long trying to formulate the perfect e-threat:P
Or this is Rob Ford hiding behind his anus alias:P
Perhaps John Hanus could turn those angry balled fists into clapping hands………………….but perhaps *NOT*.
Warren, Warren, Warren, part your hair on the wrong side again. You’re lucky I’m too lazy for incoherent outrage.