04.18.2013 09:53 AM

Pinball wizard

And I am, by the way.  Didn’t know that about me, did you?  When the other kids were playing Pong and its succedents, Your Humble Narrator was whiling away the hours with the silver ball.

If any of you cared about me, which you don’t, you’d get me a nice pinball machine.  In the meantime, however, I want to attend this.


  1. Leah says:

    Have you been to the Pinball Hall of Fame in Vegas? It’s 10,000 square feet of amazing! http://www.pinballmuseum.org/

  2. Rene says:

    That’s really strange. I didn’t see anything about this at all on your wikipedia entry. Perhaps I should make an update.

  3. Big Bad Jim says:

    If I could have every quarter I flushed down those bandits back I could buy 20 pinball machines. Probably the arcades they came in too.

  4. james Smith says:

    I bet you took your sneakers off & put them under the front legs of the machines before you played.

  5. Jon Powers says:

    Sorry dude. I’m already the Pinball Wizard ™. I called it, like, 20 years ago. And, as you well know, there can be only one. So, you’re out of luck. You can be the Pinball Bandit, or something else less cool.

    The Pinball Wizard.

  6. Sean says:

    You should have your own pinball machine, called Prince of Darkness. You shoot the silver ball around and knock down KKK guys and Tories with a punk sound track.

  7. Mark N says:

    You’re a pinball wizard?

    There has to be a twist…

  8. Ted H says:

    Pinball Wizard – a great song by the Who, but a stupid movie despite all the music icons of the day that took part in the production.

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