— Musings —04.23.2013 02:09 PM
We get letters: this weeeeeek’s winnerrrrrrr!
From: H.Gauthier – hugpete@videotron.ca
To: Warren.Kinsella@sunmedia.ca
you can spin all your bs on this loserrrrrrrr.like his old man that i met and hatedddddd.is a socialist, commie,parasite.and i will bet what money you have he will never ever be pm.count on it.PETER THE GREAT LIBERAL AND TRUDEAU HATERRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Whenever you post one of these deranged emails I get a mental picture of what your Inbox must look like and then I don’t feel so bad about the useless junk that makes up my Inbox. Seriously, I don’t know how you do it.
Why does everyone who sends hate mail, have problems with sentence structure and spelling? I swear its purposeful:)
so if I was to paraphrase ( and I admit without all the passion and with my own errors but more coherent), it would read;
Dear Sir:
Your newest liberal leader Justin Trudeau, is just like his old man, a socialist commie parasite!
I bet you all your money he will never be the prime minister. Count on it.
signed,
Peter (hint im a conservative) Gautier
I’d like to add that, judging from his email handle (hugpete@videotron.ca) he really does need a hug.
Naw. He needs to be grounded by mommy. Mommy then needs to exercise some parental control on his Internet and wireless access.
H. Gauthier, hugpete@videotron.ca
Peter the great…. yadayada
H. Gauthier… I wonder if his name really is hugpete.
Awwwww, someone lost their yummy!
Don’t judge too much, I hate it when my keyboard keys get stuck too.
Hey, don’tcha know, yer not s’pozed to eat a jam sammich and drink cream sody pop when yer leanin’ over yur ‘puter…
Stephen, please put away the computer, and come and eat your dinner.