09.04.2013 04:11 PM

Open letter to all men, everywhere

Dear Men:

Good God Almighty.

I’ve given up on swimming, starting right about now. ¬†You?




  1. Ronald O'Dowd says:


    Just knew it was a mistake to let the damned fish floss.

  2. bigcitylib says:

    Google “toothpick fish”, and quail in horror.

  3. deb s says:

    not to worry, theres a product to be made, now that the market is screaming for it!

  4. Michael S says:

    My lake is cold enough that my testicles end up in my throat. So I’m fine, thanks.

  5. Nic Coivert says:

    Those teeth look oddly similar to my ex-wife’s, are you sure its not photo-shopped?

  6. John says:

    Just don’t swim with your danglers exposed and you’ll be fine.

  7. Sal Majoito says:

    Odd you found a picture of my ex-wife …

  8. dave says:

    The dreaded piscus bobbittus!

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