Musings —11.14.2013 12:32 PM—
Is it because I would ask them about:
• Rob’s crack and Oxy use?
• Doug’s drug dealing?
• Drinking and driving?
• How even the CFL and Santa Claus hate them?
What questions do you want me to ask them, dear readers?
And, yes, I intend to goad them into assaulting Yours Truly. I see it as my civic duty.