— Musings —12.09.2013 09:50 AM
Four PMs on a plane
I’m writing an entire column about that flight in this week’s Sun (which will be out on Wednesday, not tomorrow)! But you can have fun with it, too, right now in comments.
Caption contest!
Harper: We’re, um, good to go!
Chretien: A proof is a proof when it’s proven. And dere’s proveable proof that Martin isn’t here.
Mulroney: Nor Joe Clark! Now, have I told any of you recently about my historic free trade achievements?
Campbell: This is the closest I’ve been to actual power since, well, ever! Can I have a $16 orange juice?
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All in favour of sticking Duffy with the bill?
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Nah, Nigel will just wind up paying it.
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No caption, just a question:
Why is Kim Campbell there?
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I thought same thing…if I was her and even if invited , I’d be embarassed and beg off…
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“No. You can have a soda after you watch me drink mine. But you have to watch every sip.” – Harper
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“No. Not yet. You can have a soda after you watch me drink mine. But you have to watch every sip.” – Harper
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Chretien: So, the first thing about balancing the budget is…?
Mulroney: Ask your friends Reagan and Thatcher? You know they were *really* my friends!
Harper: No, fool! You just lie, and if they don’t believe you, have Calandra tell a story about his kids.
Campbell: I wouldn’t know thanks to that John Tory fellow…
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Brian: “I’ve never heard of the ‘Northern Foundation.’ What does your question have to do with us?”
Kim: …I knew it would come up. I knew it.”
Jean: ” Go ahead, Steve, answer the question.”
Steve: “No more government ads on your network!”
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One of these things is not like the other… one of these things just doesn’t belong…(sung to the melody if the little similarly titled Sesame Street ditty…)
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Living proof that 75% of the time we could do a lot worse electing Prime Ministers.
Where’s Tom?
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Demanding answers from the RCMP and saying: “Don’t you know who I am?”
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“Snakes On A Plane”
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Don’t you mean snake on a plane?
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Chretien “Which one of you M-Fs cut a poutine?”
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They will have to vacuum the plane three times enroute with all the “name dropping” from Mulroney and Campbell.
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Chretien: Now I know what a third party feels like surrounded by Conservatives.
Campbell: Thank god Clark isn’t on the plane or I wouldn’t be sitting here.
Mulroney: OMG, I can’t wait for people to see this then I can charge higher consulting fees!
Harper: I can barely look at them, how can I blame THIS on Nigel Wright!
Clark: (off screen) Thank god Campbell is on the plane or I would have had to sit with them.
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I can’t think if a better occasion for another Shawinigan Handshake.
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Mulroney: Ben should run for Prime Minster; he’s a lot more accomplished than Justin and a lot more handsome.
Harper: Damn straight I’m putting on my own oxygen mask before assisting others, if they’re lucky.
Campbell: What do you mean flight attendants can’t sit here?
Chretien: I have had it with these mother f***ing snakes on this mother f***ing plane.
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haper:how did I get stuck with Campbell as my euchere partner?
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Harper: Let me be clear. I never knew that Mandela was sick until the media reported that he died.
Chretien: Just like your leadership. You’ll be the last to admit that it’s over.
Mulroney: You’ve got to know when to cut and run, passing on the torch. Right, Kim?
Campbell: But you have to learn fast which end of the torch to grab, so you don’t get burned.
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The only honest one is the one that lost by a landslide.
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Harper: cripes, now everyone knows we’ll be opening up our own geriatric ward at Chartwell’s.
Social activities: darts; pin the tail on the donkey.
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Say what you will about any of these guys, but I think it’s nice that they let the stewardess sit with them for a while.
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Kim Campbell ”once we get airborn, can you guys tell me what its like to have a majority gov’t”.
Chretian ”Hey! I’m the only Liberal on here. Hope they don’t push me out the door. Sure wish Paul was here. Then I could help push.”
Mulrooney ”Get me a deck of cards. I’m gonna take these turkeys for all they’re worth.
Harper ”I finished all my dinner, Can I have pudding.”
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After all that Harper did to support the apatheid regime, pass me one of those bags – my stomach is churning.
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Chretien: When my plate gets here, der better be da pepper.
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So, do any of you have any job leads?
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Not sure if was drawing straws, rolling dice, or a round of rock/paper/scissors/lizard/Spock, but Kim Campbell has proved that when it really, really, really counts, she can score a decisive victory over Jean Chrétien.
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Oops – left out that I was referring to how they decided the seating arrangement. But you all probably figured that out anyway.
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Anyone notice that the only photo the PM tweeted was one with JC?
m.flickr.com/lightbox.gne?id=11288200865
Harper clearly knows only one is worth hitching his wagon to.
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Or doesn’t want the shame of being the least popular person in a photo with Brian Mulroney.
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It looks like no one wants to be there, except for Mulroney, who may just be happy that someone is paying attention to him again. They must loath each other. A frosty conversation no doubt…..
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Hey! Where’s Elizabeth May? We can’t eat until she shows up. Kim get that smirk off your face! We want Liz May….she knows how to look hurt and sad like a professional! She would represent Canada well!
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Chretien: “Merde! If only I’d booked a seat in Economy Class…”
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Chretien: “Please tell the Captain that there is a problem with the right wing.”
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4 PMS ON A PLANE- so they are all complaining about the food, the flight, their clothes, your clothes and about feeling fat! Fun flight.
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Harper???Did you just cut one?sorry==still in grade 8;;;;