12.18.2014 05:55 PM

We get letters: Merry Christmas!

Name Nelson
Email Ritter494@hotmail.com

Eat a dick, I hope you get face herpes you ugly fuck. I have hand guns, and LOVE them. They are the tits. So If you are so against private citizens owning hand guns why don’t you come on over to my farm and try and take them away. I would love to meet you face to face


  1. Ridiculosity says:

    I’m thinking somebody should give Mr. Ritter some Anger Management Classes for Christmas. Or a large bottle of Xanax.

  2. Brad says:

    That’s enought to have them removed by the police

  3. davie says:

    Handgun on a farm is good for when you want to go to town Saturday night.

  4. Pipes says:

    Copy to the cops. Excellent example of someone who shouldn’t have them. If the police show up at his “farm” is he going to shoot them?

    Really copy the cops.

  5. Trogdor says:

    Yuck! Well at least he didn’t wish the other kind of herpes on you.

    In all seriousness, you should send this info to the Chief Firearms Officer of Alberta. If this “Nelson” dude is prancing around his farm with restricted firearms, the CFC should immediately revoke his PAL and confiscate his firearms for at least conveying some sort of veiled threat or using a restricted firearm illegally. This kind of bravado is not tolerated by responsible gun owners (which I believe you are one) and licenses should be pulled the minute someone starts spewing this nonsense.

    You go eat a dick “Nelson”.

  6. Joey Rapaport says:

    Too funny, you have a knack for bringing out the crazy Warren!

  7. Ian Howard says:

    You certainly can be irritating, but this puzzling cry for analysis and treatment is undeserved.

  8. Will says:

    Warren, aren’t you a gun owner/fan yourself? Why would he single you out for this?

    • Matt says:

      Warren made a statement a couple years ago against hand guns, something to the affect “If you don’t support a hand gun ban, you’re a fucking idiot”

      There are a couple pro firearms message boards that recently posted the quote, so I assume someone just saw it for the first time and felt the need to email Warren.

  9. ABoucher says:

    In case you decide to follow through on his recommendation; thought a recipe might be helpful:


  10. Kevin says:

    How much does the average handgun cost these days? Bet it would buy a pile of therapy.

    • Matt says:

      Depends what you’re looking for.

      Polish or Russian military surplus TT-33 in 7.62×25 for $200.

      Cheap Chinease Norinco clones of guns like a 1911 in 9mm for $325.

      Real Glock or Sig in 9mm for around $700

  11. VC says:

    I wouldn’t worry: guys who talk about tits and hanguns like that will never get their hands on either.

  12. socks clinton says:

    Bad year for gun nuts when Will Hayden of Sons of Guns on Discovery turned out to be a serial child rapist who molested his own daughter as whom appeared in the show with him.

  13. King Prick says:

    Here’s a real simple way to look at this idiot: Responsible gun owners don’t go online to crow about how many guns they own, (especially when they use their real names.) Secondly, I would say that you should find a way to have this shit-bucket visited by the coppers. I’ll bet you a cup SCAR-bucks coffee that he’s holding some that ain’t registered.

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