07.13.2015 03:51 PM

In other news, Jesus has issued a report declaring the UN trivial and ridiculous

Sigh.

1 Comment

  1. Kelly says:

    Meanwhile in Edmonton, they’re calling their new hockey saviour Connor McJesus. My guess is McDonalds will sue because it sounds too much like Ronald McJesus. And naturally now that the territorial dispute is settled, there is sure to be a McJesus’s opening up in Jordan. And frankly the real Jesus has nothing on McJesus because he only served 5,000. McJesus’s has served over 1 billion. I know because it says so on their sign.

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