03.11.2016 08:10 AM

On the menu at the State Dinner: lame duck

However much I would like to see the 22nd Amendment suspended, my guy Barack – who I have championed since 2006, unlike those dozens of young selfie-snapping PMO types who flew to D.C. yesterday! – is going to be gone soon. By this time next year, he will be giving speeches to Shriners for several gazillion dollars. Lame duck wasn’t on the menu, last night, but it may as well have been.

What matters is the next State Dinner (why do they always Capitalize That?). Who will it be with? Who will be there? And, more importantly, what will be on the menu?

Vote now, vote often!


  1. Aongasha says:

    You’re right about the Selfie Kids. The gag reflex is pretty hard to control for sure. Watching Amanda Alvaro posing amidst all the eye fluttering on P & P last night was pretty nauseating. At least the other two panelists were able to discuss the serious issues emanating from the meetings and their implications for this country. AA really does give blondes a bad name and helps explain why so many want to defund CBC. What an airhead.
    This is cruel perhaps, but lordy lordy what an obnoxious display she put on.

  2. Mark says:

    The next State Dinner will feature Clinton with her own private dinner server, who will be periodically wiped clean with disinfectant wipes by WH staff.

    Also Bubba Gum for dessert.

  3. Ronald O'Dowd says:


    You forgot [Bill] Clinton’s cigar tube.

  4. Maps Onburt says:

    Can’t vote because I refuse to use Twitter. Definitely Trump Steaks… Maybe that time Sonny’s Dazed will use 36 Million CANADIANS in his toast to the President.

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