03.04.2016 10:58 AM

Total dick talks dick about dick

In all seriousness, however, the United States of America has now fully and inarguably devolved into an enormous hillbilly trailer park, in the process making a family squabble between Duck Commander and Jase about the annual turkey cook-off on Duck Dynasty look like Pericles enumerating the principles of Athenian arts and culture in the Ekklesia.

Somewhere, Vladimir Putin is laughing his ass off.


  1. P. Brenn says:

    unbeleivable ..if my brother and I argued like this when we were 10 my mom would send us to our rooms….

    FYI mines bigger

  2. Kelly says:

    Trump has said some nice things about Putin. I wonder if he wants to be like him. Somehow I can see Donald Trump as commander in chief stripping down to the waste and wrestling a bear or something. Or maybe jumping into a boiling tank of giant white sturgeon where he grapples bravely with the giantest and most sturgeony specimen and forcefully expresses quantities of beluga caviar from the poor fish’s vent.

    • Kelly says:

      Incidentally I know that beluga caviar doesn’t come from white sturgeon, it comes from beluga sturgeon but Donald Trump — as a force of nature — has the unique ability to render miracles of nature.

  3. albertaD says:

    How come every time a bunch of rich entitled dudes act like idiots, you pull out the trailer park reference? These clowns would be lucky to have half the manners and class that mobile home dwellers have.

    So classist. Just sayin’.

  4. Caligula Jones says:

    You just noticed that Putin is laughing at the US now?

    He started when Hillary gave his foreign minister a misspelled “Reset” button, continued when Obama zinged Romney with the “the 1980s are now calling to ask for their foreign policy back because the Cold War’s been over for 20 years”, then reached an almost continuous giggle with the Ukraine and Obama’s “red line” on Syria.

  5. davie says:

    Something that has struck me in this campaign is the energy of people with a few years behind them: Clinton and Trump are both at the end of their 60’s, and Sanders is in his mid 70’s, and they are going through this grueling process like champions.

  6. PJH says:

    George Carlin on American politicians: (Warning: some coarse language) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07w9K2XR3f0

  7. Cory says:

    Thank God our PM would never make phallic references….

  8. godot10 says:

    Justin started it. With “whipping the jets out” comment! -).

    Re: Putin

    Putin has been walking all-over Obama and Clinton, whose failed foreign policy has facilitated Russia’s re-entry as a major political player in Eastern Europe and the Middle East. He is laughing already.

    Putin has turned back Obama’s and Clinton’s NATO expansionism in Ukraine (and was gifted Crimea as a bonus). He has totally out maneuvered Obama and Clinton in Syria, thwarting their policy of regime change. He has been able to demonstrate a re-vitalized Russian military’s ability to project power far beyond its borders. And Russia’s entry into Syria may ultimately lead to a stable ceasefire and the end of the flow of refugees to Europe, which will gain him some credit in Europe.

    I think Putin would far prefer the known incompetence of Obama and Hillary, rather than an unpredictable wild card like Trump, because he has been on a #winning streak.

  9. e.a.f. says:

    when the American’s enemies see those debates they must be laughing their asses off.

    If it weren’t for real, I’d think SNL was doing skits. Unfortunately its real. I’ve never seen such bad behaviour, o.k. in junior high school, but these guys are running for candidate to be the Pres. of the U.S.A.

    Oh, well a couple of tickets to antartica will be in order as the former P.M. of Scotland said.

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