07.07.2016 08:45 PM

My wife kicks ass: a play

[The scene: corner of Woodbine and Danforth. After a movie. Red light. It’s hot. Two young girls cross the road. Guy in trucker’s cap pulls up and starts hollering something at the girls. Before I know what’s happening:]

My wife, rolling down window and yelling loudly at the guy: THEY’RE SOMEBODY’S DAUGHTERS, YOU SEXIST PRICK!

[Long pause. We drive South.]

Me: You are so totally awesome. 

THE END.

4 Comments


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    Lala says:

    I had about 10 seconds to make my point before the light changed. If I had more time I would’ve let him know that women are human beings not to be objectified by ignorant assholes like him.


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    Ridiculosity says:

    Thanks for speaking out, Lala.

    No girl or woman feels like she’s ugly, until a guy comes along and makes her feel like she is.


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    Theresa Shaver says:

    GO LISA GO
    I was rolling in my electric wheel chair and crossed with the walk sign….I had a guy drive by and yell. “Hey handicapped – you have to obey the rules of road” … last I checked crossing with the walk signal is following the law. He wanted to have me wait while he turned the corner. In the three yrs I have been in the wc nobody has called me that. What an ass wipe. I realize he wouldn’t know my name…but how about Hey Lady…


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    Aongasha says:

    As a father of daughters I think that’s pretty cool Lisa. Good job.
    BTW showed this to them, they liked it as well.

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