— Musings —12.28.2016 11:48 PM
We get letters: what is what with these Trump-loving guys and gay sex?
Does Richard Schonhofer – who may or may not live in Bindloss, Alta., and works at his brother Simon’s Majestic Ranch (you can’t make this stuff up) – have some, you know, some preoccupation with gay sex?
He could be a Trump speech writer.
They have a disco ball in the bunkhouse.
LOL
I’m a lumberjack and I’m okay
I sleep all night and I work all day…
…I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women’s clothing
And hang around in bars.
We’ve all seen Brokeback Nountain.
*Mountain
He needs to get off the ranch more. Sounds like he’s been spending too much time with the one-hand glossies.