04.28.2017 07:48 AM

I miss my life before you became President, too, you moron

as one of my witty readers put it.

To wit, from that now-infamous Reuters interview with the Unpresident:

He misses driving, feels as if he is in a cocoon, and is surprised how hard his new job is.

President Donald Trump on Thursday reflected on his first 100 days in office with a wistful look at his life before the White House.

“I loved my previous life. I had so many things going,” Trump told Reuters in an interview. “This is more work than in my previous life. I thought it would be easier.”

We all loved our previous lives, too, you witless twit. We all loved life before you came along to wreck everyone’s life.

When Satan eventually takes you home, make sure not to be buried in a cemetery plot the location of which is known to the public, Agent Orange.

They’ll walk their dogs there every day.


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    Joe says:

    Savage. Completely worth it, but savage.

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    Kevin says:

    Eureka and thank you! WK, you’ve just given me the clinching argument as to why this household needs to get a dog!

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    Brian Potts says:

    You’re being too kind to him, Warren.

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    Charlie says:

    One day, Trump and his cabal of sycophants will be out of office. He will go back to the remnants of his previous life where he lived in the bastion of liberals and paraded around like the Christ of Manhattan — only to find that his family will be as well liked without their power as George W. Bush currently is in Iraq.

    Actions have consequences.

    Its comforting to know that Donald Trump and his precious daughter could possibly end up being as hated by the left as they will by the far-right.

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